Lil Red Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 The way the warnings should be worded: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like no one is watching. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
HomeTeamFamily Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 (edited) [quote] the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode[/quote ahem...you misspelled consumption, make, think, can, type, real, and good Edited January 9, 2005 by VoloHumilisEsse
Dreamweaver Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead one to believe that the godfather clock makes an ornate antique urinal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make one's clothing less apt to remain on one's body.
Pio Nono Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 JMJ 1/9 - The Baptism of the Lord A friend of mine...her brother drank a little more than he should have one night, and someone told him that "that big white guy over there is talkin' smack about you" - so he promptly went over and passed out while trying to beat up the refrigerator.
Benedict Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 I think Lil Red's avatar is the perfect emoticon for that. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol will make Benedict die a horrible death from his allergic reaction.
toledo_jesus Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 what an appropriate topic. today is my 21st birthday
Brother Adam Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Jan 9 2005, 04:56 PM'] what an appropriate topic. today is my 21st birthday [/quote] be good.
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