Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 is Happy Gilmore [b]Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?[/b] [b]Happy: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 [b]Happy: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.[/b] [b]Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Old Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: What's that? Old Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so.[/b] [b]Happy: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.[/b] [b]Grandma: What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours? Happy: Oh, she's dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact[/b] [b]Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?[/b] [b]Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good! Happy Gilmore: I am good! You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those fingerpaintings you bring home and they smell of elderberries![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tink Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 only seen that movie once.... I need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 We just watched waterboy again. Some of Sandlers stuff is funny....some is just....wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Blaze Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 gooooooooooooooooosh IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are both great Sandler movies. I enjoyed 50 First Dates, too.. A lot of the other ones, though... not so much.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Hampsterveil Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Happy Gilmore is awsome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 i got the happy gilmore/billy madison dvd set for christmas!!!! i love those two movies..... "YOURE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!" "ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!!!! ANNNNSSSWWEERRR MEEEEE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Why wont you just go in the hole? THATS YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME??? haha gets me everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 haha we almost posted that at the same time "Just go to your happy place" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 that guy who gives him all the philosophy chi stuff is hilarious....... "feel the flow, be the ball......be the flow, feel it, send it home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 feel the flow...CIRCULAR haha, Napolean Dynamite is good, but not near as funnie as Happy Gilmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krush2k2 Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 and what does he say when he breaks his bottle towards Shooter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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