spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 (Others can post comments but not story! Just Hyper and myself ) The girl stood up and walked outside, breathing in the fog through her nose and exhaling with the deepest of sighs; the night air was cool and calming but tainted with the slightest hint of despair.
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 [quote name='crusader1234' date='Jan 12 2005, 11:47 PM'] [/quote]
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 She knew it was there, but its name seemed to be a few feet ahead of her; then she remembered, it was love, or rather its abscence.
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 It had been months since he had left for war - he had girded on his armor and proudly strode off to join the Bunnigensian crusades; she missed her pet rabbit.
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 [quote name='crusader1234' date='Jan 12 2005, 11:55 PM'] Dear Lord... [/quote] Did you expect this to be remotely serious?
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) "Bernard, my beloved, how could you be decieved by the Spathariossan heresy. Bunnies were never armored, until that foul and un-holy allience 'the Sisterhood' decieved them." She wept bitterly, her tears flowed as thickly as the Maesap blossom's dew. Edited January 13, 2005 by hyperdulia again
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 [quote name='spathariossa' date='Jan 12 2005, 11:56 PM'] Did you expect this to be remotely serious? [/quote] I did, but no harm no foul. lol
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 "Even though you smote your enemies," she continued, "And killed five thousand of the unarmoured traitors, you yourself succumbed in battle," she sobbed, "But at least your cause was ultimately victorious - you most noble of creatures."
crusader1234 Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 The old 'novel' was actually extremely well written, and the content was at least reasonably... you know... good.
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) [quote name='crusader1234' date='Jan 12 2005, 11:59 PM'] The old 'novel' was actually extremely well written, and the content was at least reasonably... you know... good. [/quote] Are you questioning my writing ability or my choice of topics? I'll have you know that this is both an insightful and witty spoof of the chivalric ballads of the 12th century. Edited January 13, 2005 by spathariossa
crusader1234 Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 I'm not questioning your writing ability, but the topic is most certainly questionable... lol. Not all of us know what bunnigensians are. Anyways, I wasn't aware that the 12th century produced many ballads....
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 [quote name='crusader1234' date='Jan 13 2005, 12:03 AM'] I'm not questioning your writing ability, but the topic is most certainly questionable... lol. Not all of us know what bunnigensians are. Anyways, I wasn't aware that the 12th century produced many ballads.... [/quote] Well Chivalric literature could be termed stories but they often rhyme and were intended to be read or more often sung aloud. And if I said Albigensian crusades, and had her sobbing over a human this sort of over the top dialogue would be completely accurate.
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) Her mother, joined her on the veranda. "My dear child you have lost your mind. When will these mad ravings about bunnies cease. Your Bernard fell in no war. We ate him with some cabbage over five months ago--he was purchased for this specific purpose, and we only had him for a day. If you had become attached to him, why two, then three, and then four helpings of him?" The older woman picked her teeth. Edited January 13, 2005 by hyperdulia again
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 "You know nothing of my Bernard, mother!" The girl snapped in irritation and stalked back into the house flopping onto her bed; why could nobody understand the truth when it was plainly heard, why were they so stupid, why was the ceiling moving and changing colors?
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) The room spun, because she knew what they were all to afraid to face--capri pants are just horribly unflattering on some women. Edited January 13, 2005 by hyperdulia again
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 Alex awoke with a look of confusion on his face and a firm resolution to give up his use of recreational drugs. He felt a lump to the side of him and turned to see another man looking back at him, "...." he said coherently.
hyperdulia again Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 The man replied, "The French." And with this Alex knew at last, his father had NOT been killed by pygmies. "Dad, what are you doing here?" The man replied, "I am not here. I am there. You are here."
spathariossa Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 "If I'm here and you're there then where are all the pygmies? Mother assured me that you had been gruesomely murdered by pygmies in the amazon." Alex looked at the bag his father was holding, "Dad? Did you eat ALL of my magic mushrooms?"
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