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Posted

I caught a mouse today.

It was still alive in the trap.

I was holding it up to my dog's face.

The mouse bit my dog in the nose.

My dog ran.

I laughed.

That is all.

Posted

hahaha! LOL! :D :D dogs and mice, dogs and mice....

Posted

sounds like a country song

Posted

you know what you get when you play a country song backwards?

~You get your house back, you get your truck back, you get your wife back, you get your dog back...

I stole that joke from BLAZEr! sorry SS!

littleflower+JMJ
Posted

I caught a mouse today.

It was still alive in the trap.

I was holding it up to my dog's face.

The mouse bit my dog in the nose.

My dog ran.

I laughed.

That is all.

ew. you held the mouse?

:blink::unsure:

:P

Posted

I just hope the dog doesn't catch some disease from the mouse....

IcePrincessKRS
Posted

My sophmore year there was a mouse in my dorm.

It came into my room.

I asked for a mousetrap from custodial.

They gave me a stupid plastic trap.

Two weeks went by.

It didn't work.

I asked for a REAL trap.

I got it.

I set it that night.

The next day the mouse was DEAD.

I threw it out in the dumpster.

The End.

:)

(Ok, so my story isn't as funny as dUSt's.... one morning while getting ready for the day the mouse scampered between my feet and I yelled a vulgarity at the top of my lungs because it startled me so bad. Thats the funnier part of the story. :P )

Posted

One time, at a youth group retreat, we stayed in a log cabin type thing.

A mouse kept coming out from the corner of the wall.

Every time we turned the lights on, it ran back.

I set my camera up on the floor.

We turned the lights off.

I waited a few minutes, and then took a picture with the flash.

I have a great picture of the mouse.

That is all.

Posted

sounds like a mouse fetish starting up.

Posted

One time

my cat, Jake

in the middle of the night

chased a mouse down the garbage disposal

I wouldn't let my hubby turn it on.

littleflower+JMJ
Posted

One time

my cat, Jake

in the middle of the night

chased a mouse down the garbage disposal

I wouldn't let my hubby turn it on.

:o

Kilroy the Ninja
Posted

The other day,

My ninja cats,

deposited an

e v i s e r a t e d

field rat in my

front yard.

They will sleep with

dUSt.

Posted

One time

my cat, Jake

in the middle of the night

chased a mouse down the garbage disposal

I wouldn't let my hubby turn it on.

Your cat has a cool name! ;)

ReformationNow
Posted

This one time

At work

I saw a mouse scamper across the floor

I beat the girls to the top of the table

'Cause I'm a pansy

When it comes to mice and rats

And this one time

At work

I saw a rat the size of a cat

And I pushed my two female co-workers out of the way

And climbed up to the top of the racks

'Cause I'm a pansy

When it comes to mice and rats

IcePrincessKRS
Posted

lol Wow, this is fun. Now I get to call Reformation a pansy.... ;)

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