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SevenSorrows
Posted

Ok....so I'm going #2 (I know, too much information)...but anyway....I see the tag on my underwear says "Puritan"....

how come we don't have a company called "Catholic" and everyone would have to wear "Catholic" on their tag all day.

I am also a Kindergarten teacher and I have 3 boys named Christian in my class (all the other classes have 1 Christian)...but no boys named Catholic....hmmm never even heard of anyone being called Catholic.....

so is it cause other religions/denominations are dumb and use their religion for household items/names...or are we as Catholics just behind on the times

*thinking* hmmm...Cathy is short for Catholic (hahahaha..dare you to do it)

FranciscanRocker25
Posted

[quote name='SevenSorrows' date='Mar 9 2005, 12:23 PM'] so is it cause other religions/denominations are dumb and use their religion for household items/names...or are we as Catholics just behind on the times

*thinking* hmmm...Cathy is short for Catholic (hahahaha..dare you to do it) [/quote]
I'm sure there was a Catholic brand of underwear during the Renaissance. Better yet, probably during the Dark ages...ha....ha......ha :rolleyes: (I'm rolling my eyes at myself and my ability to make amazingly cheesy jokes)

Peace,
Caroline

Posted

How'd everything come out? Okay?

FranciscanRocker25
Posted

[quote name='inDEED' date='Mar 9 2005, 12:45 PM'] How'd everything come out? Okay? [/quote]
Ha... :P

Posted

Well, the reason the company was called Puritan because it most likely originated in New England or somewhere around there.

And Catholic is like an adjective for Christianity. Catholic Christianity which is basically "universal Christianity". So calling your child Catholic would be like naming them Purple or Round. :P

Posted

i think you need to be careful with threads like this one mike...did you see the one a week or two ago about the Reformation beginning on the toilet??? hehe. you are now in the company of Martin Luther.... :o

lilac_angel
Posted

[quote name='corban711' date='Mar 9 2005, 01:26 PM'] i think you need to be careful with threads like this one mike...did you see the one a week or two ago about the Reformation beginning on the toilet??? hehe. you are now in the company of Martin Luther.... :o [/quote]
:rolling:

Guest Eremite
Posted (edited)

Somehow, I don't think this is what the phorum has in mind when it says "Eat banana pudding" :drool: :lol:

Edited by Eremite
1337 k4th0l1x0r
Posted

I expect Dave to chime in anytime now. The thread title surely will catch his attention.

1337 k4th0l1x0r
Posted

Isn't Puritan the Wal-Mart brand? I'm pretty sure I have some Puritan underwear too.

lilac_angel
Posted

One definition of puritan is:

a person excessively concerned about propriety and decorum

So maybe they don't mean the actual religion....possibly. Maybe they just want to market the underwear as if only the best of the best realize how great it is...?

SevenSorrows
Posted

[quote name='inDEED' date='Mar 9 2005, 10:45 AM'] How'd everything come out? Okay? [/quote]
came out crappy.

:rolling: :sweat: *cracking myself up*

SevenSorrows
Posted

[quote name='azaelia' date='Mar 9 2005, 11:23 AM'] would be like naming them Purple or Round. :P [/quote]
yeah who would name their kid purple (violet)...oops...or round (diamond) oops....or Wednesday, or Sunday....man...parts are jacked up in naming.

although I did have a student this year named Treasure Hunt......best name ever!!!!!! I just hope she didn't have a brother named Mike

SevenSorrows
Posted

[quote name='corban711' date='Mar 9 2005, 11:26 AM'] i think you need to be careful with threads like this one mike...did you see the one a week or two ago about the Reformation beginning on the toilet??? hehe. you are now in the company of Martin Luther.... :o [/quote]
actually I did see that....so I consider this my Counter Reformation!!!!! *cracking myself up again*

and how do you know my name is mike :unsure:

SevenSorrows
Posted

[quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Mar 9 2005, 11:44 AM'] Isn't Puritan the Wal-Mart brand? I'm pretty sure I have some Puritan underwear too. [/quote]
what are you trying to say??? that I'm cheap!!!!

I bet everyone is going to look at their underwear now!!!

SevenSorrows
Posted

uh oh....and what about QUAKER oats...even has a picture of a Quaker on the box....don't support heresy!!!!!

Posted (edited)

Something I've learned as a philosopher in training is that good thoughts do not usually flow as well when you defocate, that's why most people read. It is easier to intake wisdom when excreeding that which you don't need than to provide it... it's like a double negative. Besides, when I think about "Catholic" I think of great things like 1.1 Billion people gathering with the saints and angels during the Sunday liturgy as partakers in the transubstanciated bread and wine, not something my butcheeks rub against all day. "Catholic" is too great to be used as a garment or household item.

Who would have thought all that could come from a though in the restroom... goes to show that "God deemed it better to bring good out of evil than not to allow it at all"- St. Thomas Aquinas

I know I exagerate by comparing excrement to evil but I had to find a way to somehow sneek inn that quote I love so much. I think I've done my damage here, [i]Deus Beet [/i]and Behave.

Edited by cathoholic

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