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Thy Geekdom Come
Posted

Why does my apartmentmate always think that I want to listen to his rap music?

Why does he think that I want to see the grease from his never-cleaned George Foreman grill?

Why does he think I want to come home to find him and his girlfriend doing unchaste things on the couch?

WHY?!! :angry:

God Conquers
Posted

uh.... cause he.... really likes you?


If he doesnt know you don't appreciate this stuff you should let him know... If he does...

Fight him.

homeschoolmom
Posted

Obviously he doesn't. In fact, he doesn't care one wit about your opinion or your feelings. It's all about himself and nothing about you. :)

Thy Geekdom Come
Posted

[quote name='God Conquers' date='Apr 14 2005, 01:21 PM'] Fight him. [/quote]
No...he's a gymnast...super bendy...wouldn't work...I can't beat up a guy with superpowers.

stargirl3:16
Posted

:thatsfunny:

superpowers...hee hee.

My sister could get her feet past her ears while lying on her stomach.

Now her back's just screwed up...

Thy Geekdom Come
Posted

[quote name='stargirl3:16' date='Apr 14 2005, 01:36 PM'] :thatsfunny:

superpowers...hee hee.

My sister could get her feet past her ears while lying on her stomach.

Now her back's just screwed up... [/quote]
Jennie (StColette) can fold herself up into a suitcase. :mellow:

stargirl3:16
Posted

Whoa. Well, it saves on airfare.

homeschoolmom
Posted

[quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 14 2005, 12:38 PM'] Jennie (StColette) can fold herself up into a suitcase. :mellow: [/quote]
Is she a Transformer-- a robot in disguise? :transform:

God Conquers
Posted

Wow... that would be cool!

Or since here alternate form is a suitcase maybe she's one of those second rate transformers... what are they called? Go Bots? Ya that's it!

You could get her to fight him!

Posted

unchaste activities on the couch.... that's HOT













JUST KIDDING!! lol, college people are so lame; WHY do they think its romantic to go at it on a couch? I mean, seriously, i think God had better places in mind :P (like places without ROOMMATES, ie marriage!)

God Conquers
Posted

uh... haha, I think what's wrong is not the couch... but the roomate.

Nothing wrong with a good ol' married couch smooch.

homeschoolmom
Posted

The couch isn't inherantly bad... :P

Posted

well, considering we have a wooden futon with a saggy mattress, maybe its just MY couch then ;) :blush:

God Conquers
Posted

yep... that'd do it.

However! There is the futon's versatility to consider.

Thy Geekdom Come
Posted

[quote name='kateri05' date='Apr 14 2005, 02:09 PM'] well, considering we have a wooden futon with a saggy mattress, maybe its just MY couch then ;) :blush: [/quote]
:o *plugs ears*

Thy Geekdom Come
Posted

[quote name='kateri05' date='Apr 14 2005, 02:28 PM'] oh hush micah :blush: [/quote]
:lol: I'm just messing with you. I think we all know my maturity level.












Hey, that's my toy!

*pushes little kid over*

Posted

no its MY toy
*shoves Micah back into the baby pool*

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