argent_paladin Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 (edited) **Do not read unless you have a good sense of humor about the Church** Check out [url="http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/tds/colb/colbert_10048.html"]this link[/url]! Find out who the next pope will be, according to expert popologist, Stephen Colbert, the Daily Show's Vatican correspondent. Here's the text of the ad: [i]Cardinal Ratzinger dicit amat magna mater ecclesia. Sed qui veritas est? Eram prognatus in Germania. Ut eram Martin Luther. Validus ecclesia est alius reformation superstes per a sausage-eating bastard? Ego Cardinal Arinze, et ego probatus is nuntius. [/i] And a translation: Cardinal Ratzinger says the great mother Church loves. But who is the truth? I was born(?) in Germany. As I was Martin Luther. The church is strong surviving the reformation by a sausage-eating bastard? I Cardinal Arinze, and I this message having been approved. Here it is in better Latin: [i] Cardinalis Ratzingerius dicit se magnam Matrem Ecclesiam amare. Immo vero quid veri? Ille natus est in Germania. Ubi quoque erat natus iste; Martinus Lutherius. Num autem est Ecclesia satis virium ut possit superesse alii Reformationi per alterum nothum physcophagum? Cardinal Arinzeius sum, qui hunc nuntium probavi.[/i]Latin text and translation found [url="http://www.houseofhagen.net/"]here[/url]. With emendations from [url="http://caelestis.info/sauvagenoble/2005/04/spectaculum-hodiernum.html"]here[/url]. Edited April 15, 2005 by argent_paladin
joemal1117 Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 Thanks for that! I needed a good laugh. Plus reading it as it should have been properly written made the whole thing even funnier. it's good to laugh at ourselves once and awhile
musturde Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 [quote name='Azriel' date='Apr 15 2005, 08:29 AM'] LMBO... [/quote] LIMBO?!
Mateo el Feo Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 I'm not a big "Daily Show" fan, but this skit was hilarious. The "attack ads" cracked me up!
Theoketos Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 You can almost say that it was done with respect.
Azriel Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 [quote name='musturde' date='Apr 15 2005, 11:02 AM'] LIMBO?! [/quote] "every limbo boy and girl ... " rather, laughing my butt off ... more appropriate I thought ...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 That's a really bad English translation of the Latin...not even close.
Mickey's_Girl Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 I thought it was HYSTERICAL! Even the bad Latin part was funny. Heh heh. I sent it to my friend and she said she hadn't laughed so hard in a year. I included pictures of both men. She's not Catholic, and she goes--"IS IT TRUE?!?" I assured her that it was just a joke. MG
argent_paladin Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Apr 15 2005, 12:07 PM'] That's a really bad English translation of the Latin...not even close. [/quote] No, the English translation is good. It's the latin that is awful. But I thought that made it funnier. When I was listening to it I was the type of latin that I would produce: bad.
picchick Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 I cannot believe that you would post that on a good Catholic site... I am ashamed. A JOKE EVERYONE!
Antonius Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 That is hilarious. Once again, the Daily Show makes a funny. They're usually respectful to the Pope and the Church. Only once in a while will a joke pass by that is a little disrespectful. This skit however was pretty tasteful.
Birgitta Noel Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 ROTFL, Did anyone see the SNL Weekend Update last weekend? It was really funny, Tina Fey was going through the list of papible, Ratzinger, Arinze, Bo Bice and then she says, "Duh! How hard is this? Come on guys, it's clear, the next pope is John Paul III!" :rotfl:
littleflower+JMJ Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 [quote name='Birgitta Noel' date='Apr 15 2005, 10:54 PM'] ROTFL, Did anyone see the SNL Weekend Update last weekend? It was really funny, Tina Fey was going through the list of papible, Ratzinger, Arinze, Bo Bice and then she says, "Duh! How hard is this? Come on guys, it's clear, the next pope is John Paul III!" :rotfl: [/quote] ^ LOL i wonder if non-catholics caught the part where it said, " source: encynical XXIII" :crackup: now that was funny :rotfl:
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