Brother Adam Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Teresa has slept for 12 hours straight so its time for her to get up. How should I wake her? Sprinkle Catnip on the bed and let the two cats loose in the room? Fun With Waterguns? The old fashion way - tickle? Cook her breakfast and she can wake up to the smell of sizzling bacon?
Brother Adam Posted June 18, 2005 Author Posted June 18, 2005 Oh, I meant to say other creative suggestions welcome.
Jaime Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 The Burger King with a Croissanwich laying next to her?
Theologian in Training Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Or you could do what they did in The Simpsons in imitatiion of the Godfather. Buy her a pony and put it in bed next to her.. ..sure there will be screaming, but if the Simpsons have taught me anything, and it has, it is that she will be very happy once she realizes the great thing you did for her
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Jun 18 2005, 11:30 AM']The Burger King with a Croissanwich laying next to her? [right][snapback]615200[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
thatmanjose Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Pink Floyd's "Time" always worked for me in college
mulls Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 man, either you're still thinking real hard about what to do, or you're playing all sorts of tricks on her and she still hasn't woken up, at which point I would advise you to call the paramedics...
Brother Adam Posted June 18, 2005 Author Posted June 18, 2005 Or.... I never posted what I did. I just gave her a kiss on the cheek. I'm pitiful.
let_go_let_God Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 It's not pitiful, I'm sure Teresa will really appreciate it once she sees all the sugesstions here. BTW it's very sweet and caring. God bless- LGLG
Catholictothecore Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 I know she's already up, but....you have ever thought of an alarm clock?
let_go_let_God Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Comon, that's way to simple. God bless- LGLG
Catholictothecore Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 No, I mean an alarm clock cleverly rigged so that at the precise moment the ring goes off, a five gallon jug of icy water is dumped on her!
God Conquers Posted June 19, 2005 Posted June 19, 2005 Horse's Head! Horse's Head! That is the FUNNIEST!
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