Brother Adam Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking?
sweetpea316 Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 19 2005, 08:39 PM']Just wait til she's a mommy. [right][snapback]616363[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
homeschoolmom Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 buy her a hand held can opener... I still use the one I had in college.
Cam42 Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jun 19 2005, 08:30 PM']I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? [right][snapback]616354[/snapback][/right] [/quote] That you need to do the dishes and fix the can opener? Call me crazy....
blueufo7 Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:30 PM']I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? [right][snapback]616354[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah I know it's nagging... but... Unless she is an exception to the norm of woman-kind... the benefits to you actually doing those house chores will surprise you! I challenge you to [b]cheerfully[/b] wash the dishes everyday for two weeks and play around with that can opener for a night. Be attentive and uncomplaining if she asks you to help her take out the garbage and stuff. for two weeks. I promise that you will be shocked at the positive reaction you'll get from your wife... it will be [b]well worth [/b]the dishes! Trust me on this!!! :hearts: :married: :wub:
Fides_et_Ratio Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Do them chores! Right NOW, not later, not in five minutes, RIGHT THIS INSTANT! She's your wife, not your maid!!! (man, I sound like my mom! )
journeyman Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 just because it's a blue ufo, doesn't mean there isn't a little bit of good sense in there . . . give it a shot and report back in two weeks . . .
Aloysius Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Fides_et_Ratio' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:52 PM']Do them chores! Right NOW, not later, not in five minutes, RIGHT THIS INSTANT! She's your wife, not your maid!!! (man, I sound like my mom! ) [right][snapback]616430[/snapback][/right] [/quote] you mean there's a difference? sheesh... why don't I just go be a priest then! I thought you got a free maid with the marriage deal
Fides_et_Ratio Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Jun 19 2005, 10:55 PM']you mean there's a difference? sheesh... why don't I just go be a priest then! I thought you got a free maid with the marriage deal [right][snapback]616437[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Didn't you know? It's the woman who gets the slav--I mean, male servant to do all the housework, gardening, and chores whilst she raises the wonderful children all while maintaining the stunning beauty of her youth.
franciscanheart Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 if i turn out to be anything like my mother.... i give my husband permission to duct tape my mouth.
picchick Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Be nice to your mom she gave birth to you no? I say you help out. You'll be amazed. Meg
iggy Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 My mom and siblings like to point out how glad they are that I am not their mother. They also hope I don't have children, as they feel sorry for them already.
Catholictothecore Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! So many screwed up little minds! "Marriage is about mutual self-giving. I'm giving to self, so what are you doing?"
IcePrincessKRS Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Jun 19 2005, 09:30 PM']I'm sitting here (as I've been the last three days) minding my own business and making websites and studing and the wife has the GULL to come in and start nagging me ("the dishes haven't been done in two weeks! That's all I ask!" and "You still haven't fixed the can opener....its been three months now!") What are they thinking? [right][snapback]616354[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I think it must have something to do with working full time while you "sit there (as you've been the last three days) minding your own business." :haha:
jmjtina Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 If you want the nagging to stop, what do you do? hmmmmmmmmmm, think HARD. really HARD.
kaidoh Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 (edited) they dont nag, they ask in hard love Edited June 20, 2005 by kaidoh
Old_Joe Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Jun 19 2005, 09:55 PM']you mean there's a difference? sheesh... why don't I just go be a priest then! I thought you got a free maid with the marriage deal [right][snapback]616437[/snapback][/right] [/quote] As my bishop said after he ordained three new priests, "As my mother told me, 'You may be an ordained priest,but you still have to take out the garbage.'"
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