avalia Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='dUSt' date='Jun 20 2005, 05:45 PM']In-marriage booty calls. [right][snapback]617208[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Fabulous.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='Socrates' date='Jun 20 2005, 09:56 PM']Curtins, men don't drink Sprite, and they most certainly do not drink Amstel Light or any other weak "Light" Beer. Men drink dark beer (and Coke Classic for a soft drink). You've got a lotta learnin ahead of you, son! [right][snapback]617425[/snapback][/right] [/quote] HEY! I happen to like sprite does that make me any less of a man? I THINK NOT! but ok I'll tell you I put amstel cause I couldnt remember the name of the beer I was thinking of but now I got it- dos equis !!!!! wooohooo el mexicano! no but amstel is good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 little toys (like a hand held gameboy) BIG TOYS (power tools, motorcycle, and things that go 'BOOM!') A hand book of excuses (always handy, don't leave home without one) Understanding (from other men of course, woman just don't understand men) A certain, er..., how to say,... biological item (other than that they would be women right?) their mother (in body or in spirit - it's just a must) someone smaller than himself to take care of (a purpose in life) his teddy bear and mandatory nap time (real men stay young at heart) Adversity adn challenge (men must conquer something) A God above him (Jesus, but I like it better this way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='curtins' date='Jun 20 2005, 08:13 PM']i think ill just make my own list 10. unlimited supply of sprite (amstel light if your over 21) 9. A personal chef to fix you those one inch medium rare t-bones (plus a mulititude of other delicasies) 8. the biggest most high tech flippin tv and surround sound money can buy 7. xbox with xbox live subscription 6. halo 2, splinter cell chaos theory, forza motorsport, mercinaries 5. a good collection of punk rock cds 4. dell with high speed internet 3. a woman 2. a ferrari enzo 1. Jesus Christ (that includes Bible and CCC and a church ) oh and i like dust's idea [right][snapback]617371[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Why is "a woman" number 3 on the list and "a ferrari enzo" number 2? Shouldnt it be the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='Moosey' date='Jun 21 2005, 09:23 AM']Why is "a woman" number 3 on the list and "a ferrari enzo" number 2? Shouldnt it be the other way around? [right][snapback]617854[/snapback][/right] [/quote] no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I'm not a man, but high on my list would be a Volvo PV [img]http://www.avonhill.com/thumbnails/coupe_imported/1965_Volvo_PV544.jpeg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jun 21 2005, 10:26 AM']no [right][snapback]617856[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Ain't no man who's gonna get a woman with a car higher on the list than she is! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudette Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote][b]ain't[/b] no man who's gonna get a woman with a car higher on the list than she is! haha [/quote] It's: No man [b]ain't[/b] gonna get a woman with a car higher on the list than she is. I live in a hick town, ya gotta get the "ain't" part right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 [quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Jun 21 2005, 09:50 AM']Ain't no man who's gonna get a woman with a car higher on the list than she is! haha [right][snapback]617865[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Already got my woman... And my truck... The secret is: don't show the chicks the list until AFTER you're married! ([i]I learned that one the hard way[/i]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I don't understand strange American slang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I believe he is going on the idea that you can pick up a woman with a ferrari, but you can't pick up a ferrari with a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 A married man's needs are definitely different than a single man's. 1.) God 2.) Loving Wife & kids 3.) extended family to tolerate him and to be tolerated (in-laws count) 4.) any sort of dawg that recognizes him as Alpha Male 5.) workshop/workarea/sancturary w/ tools 6.) a truck 7.) a pocket knife 8.) comfortable shoes (good flops, good work boots, worn topsiders) 9.) TV with remote 10.) cold beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeteenchick527 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 rofl~~~ this is soooo funny... even tho i saw a car before a woman on at least one.... its all good tho! we still luv yall! lol God Bless LTC :hearts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scofizzle Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Here are mine, no particular order all are must haves: - Sanctuary (ie. work shop, garage, room, whatever) - Faithful well trained Dog (Must way at least 65 pounds or it aint a real dog) - Ice Cold Beer (whatever your preference) - Sportscenter (Yes we know it repeats all day, no I don't want to watch soemthing else) - High Tech Toys (TV's, computers, gaming systems, cars, motorcycles, power tools, whatever) - Sports (it could be scandanavian midget boxing it doesnt matter the sport) - A good woman - God / Deposit of Faith - The Sacraments - A Poker Night with the Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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