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Why? Why am I so good? Why did God choose thee, Phazzan, to be top of the food chain, and everyone else below me? Why? :blink:

Sometimes I believe I am immortal, cos God made me so perfect. I mean, perfection can be so overrated sometimes. Like first of all, everyone is totally envious of my amazing sex appeal and model looks, but then there's my intelligence, my charm, my perfect body and my hairy chest. I mean, why do I have to be the perfect one all the time? :( I've got it so hard, people trying to bring me down everyday, but these people, they're just jealous.... jealous of my perfection.

I've got a hard life. :(

homeschoolmom
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you have my sympathy. Perfection must be a curse....

Noel's angel
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EUGH YOU HAVE A HAIRY CHEST???????????

Get away from me foul demon....eeeeekk
*runs off to throw up*

DemonSlayer
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I'll pray for you.

homeschoolmom
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"Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way..." :whistle:

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[quote name='Noel's angel' date='Jun 21 2005, 08:34 AM']EUGH YOU HAVE A HAIRY CHEST???????????

Get away from me foul demon....eeeeekk
*runs off to throw up*
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trust me, I've seen much worse. Isn't that right Dirty Harry? ;) :P

Posted

:rotfl:
come one now, i am sure there are people who like that sort of thing
*coughgagcough* ;)

Thy Geekdom Come
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[quote name='Old_Joe' date='Jun 21 2005, 11:31 AM']trust me, I've seen much worse.  Isn't that right Dirty Harry?  ;)  :P
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:sadder: Stop calling me that!







:P

Thy Geekdom Come
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[quote name='iggy' date='Jun 21 2005, 11:54 AM']:rotfl:
come one now, i am sure there are people who like that sort of thing
*coughgagcough* ;)
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Like? No. Tolerate? Let's hope so.

Posted

no, no. there are women out there who [i]like[/i] that.

*twitchtwitch*

Posted

perhaps a zoologist who specializes in monkeys

Ora et Labora
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I am not one of them. <_<

Posted

but if you loved him would you put up with it?

Posted

I would hope so, or failing that a lifetime supply of razors.

Posted

[quote name='iggy' date='Jun 21 2005, 11:30 AM']twitch
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you might want to get that looked at

Posted

I am envious of your obvious embrace of humility.

Noel's angel
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There are exceptions to the hairy chest rule-Paul Simon being the only one so far

I would post the bath pic again, but I think you have seen it enough. Unless anyone wants to see it again....

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I not only want to see it, now I HAVE to see it! I NEED to see it!! PLEASE post the bath pic.... :peace: (they didn't have a begging smilie, so this will do)

Noel's angel
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ok, you asked for it

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