Noah and BBQ Chicken

[Brother Adam]

Noah: [thinks to himself] I've been stuck on this smelly boat for 2 weeks now and man I am soo hungry. Looks around....I wonder.

We see a small empty cage, sparing a few bits of straw and feathers. We then see Noah, who looks quite content munching on BBQ chicken wings, getting sauce all over his beard.

Suddenly:

God: NOAH! What is it you think you are doing?

Noah: Umm....

God: Didnt'st I tell ye that ye were not to eat of the animals from which hence thou hadst gathered unto the boat?

Noah: Umm...

God: Did'st thou believe you could hide such a thing from me?

Noah: Well....

God: For this abomination thou must be punished.

Noah: The wife made me do it?

God: That did not work for Adam

Noah: I was hungry and NFL sunday was about to come on?

God: And?

Noah: and.... [thinks intensely]

God: Where is my portion?

Edited July 26, 2005 by Brother Adam

[StColette]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DemonSlayer]

That's not too bad.

[BeenaBobba]

HAHA!

[Laudate_Dominum]

ROFLOL! I love it. :-)

[phatcatholic]

i always knew God loved BBQ. that's why Kentucky is heaven.......

[phatcatholic]

btw, Texas is NOT the BBQ mecca that everyone makes it out to be, i don't care what anyone says.........

[phatcatholic]

wow, very little uproar. i'm surprised. this board is full of crazy texans......

[sweetpea316]

[quote name='phatcatholic' date='Jul 31 2005, 11:04 AM']wow, very little uproar. i'm surprised. this board is full of crazy texans......
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You spoke too soon....

*UPROAR!*

Texas has incredible BBQ!

But I'll leave it at that. :

And that joke made me giggle.

[Guest T-Bone]

[kaidoh]

lol

[phatcatholic]

Texas doesn't have [url="http://www.bbqfest.com/"][b]this[/b][/url]!!!

[StColette]

Actually Nick, Kentucky BBQ aint all that. I know some Louisiana and Texas BBQ that could put Kentucky BBQ to shame.

[homeschoolmom]

Minnesotans like ketchup.

But seriously... I love BBQ... my husband seems to think I could live on it...

[phatcatholic]

[quote name='StColette' date='Aug 1 2005, 10:19 AM']Actually Nick, Kentucky BBQ aint all that. I know some Louisiana and Texas BBQ that could put Kentucky BBQ to shame.
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yea, but have u ever actually HAD ky bbq??

[BullnaChinaShop]

[quote name='StColette' date='Aug 1 2005, 10:19 AM']Actually Nick, Kentucky BBQ aint all that. I know some Louisiana and Texas BBQ that could put Kentucky BBQ to shame.
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Actually KY BBQ is all that, especially what you get around Owensboro.

I was so happy to be home the week of the 4th of July and definitely got my fill of superb BBQ.

I'm also yet to find anyone else who BBQ's mutton which is my absolute favorite.

[StColette]

[quote name='phatcatholic' date='Aug 1 2005, 11:44 AM']yea, but have u ever actually HAD ky bbq??
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yes

[Brother Adam]

Don't mess with Jennie man when it comes to the south. You're askin' for trouble. She and Sandy (Spongebob) are like two peas in a pod.

[StColette]

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Aug 1 2005, 12:01 PM']Don't mess with Jennie man when it comes to the south. You're askin' for trouble. She and Sandy (Spongebob) are like two peas in a pod.
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ROFL Adam :

lol I've already been requested to make Gumbo when I get up there this Spring, Adam lol

[desertwoman]

Mmm. What base does everyone likes? Vinegar or Mustard?