theculturewarrior Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 This is an email I sent to my coworkers. Just an FYI. [quote]Most men, when they turn about 45 to 50, start to become painfully aware of their mortality, and in their quest for the fountain of youth, date younger women, drive a sports car, or hurt themselves trying to relive lost aetheletic glory. I am already painfully aware of my mortality, so I think I am going to get my midlife crisis over with now. There are no younger women available to me, so I will just date any woman. I can't afford a sports car, so expect to see me driving a motorcycle. (Not a nice one though, maybe a scooter or something). Don't worry though, I'm going to wear the coolest helmet I can afford. And I'm going to take martial arts lessons. I just hope I don't hurt someone (i.e. myself). I want to learn to kill someone with my bare hands. I would never do anything like that. I just want to be able to tell any younger women that I meet that I know how, because it sounds cool. So, that's that. Expect to see a new me. [/quote]
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 i didn't know what smilie to post-i was feeling confused and intrigued
theculturewarrior Posted July 27, 2005 Author Posted July 27, 2005 It's just a joke. It would take a miracle to pull me away from my celibate lifestyle.
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 lol it was funny, but i didn't want to laugh in case you really did want a motorbike and cool helmet
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 you could buy this one: [img]http://www.scentsappeal.net/images/Helmet.jpg[/img]
theculturewarrior Posted July 27, 2005 Author Posted July 27, 2005 I really am going to take martial arts lessons, and if I can afford it, I am going to buy a motorcycle. I'm going to grow my hair out too. But no dating for me. I don't need the distraction. :
homeschoolmom Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 and.... no killing anyone with your bare hands.... right?
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 martial arts are great. I always wanted a motorbike-maybe a trike. I'm a big Harley fan. My uncle has three bikes. Would you be getting a classic bike or a superbike?
theculturewarrior Posted July 27, 2005 Author Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:35 PM']and.... no killing anyone with your bare hands.... right? [right][snapback]661628[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Right.
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 whats fun is that you know you could kill someone with one blow-especially when you are me and you are 5'4 and weigh 88 pounds lol. Poeple think I'm harmless, but I'm not afraid of anyone-I'd rather be attacked by a big burley man than a dog
theculturewarrior Posted July 27, 2005 Author Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Noel's angel' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:35 PM']martial arts are great. I always wanted a motorbike-maybe a trike. I'm a big Harley fan. My uncle has three bikes. Would you be getting a classic bike or a superbike? [right][snapback]661630[/snapback][/right] [/quote] If I can afford it, an older rice rocket. The part about me being able to afford it is true.
cmotherofpirl Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Jul 27 2005, 05:22 PM']This is an email I sent to my coworkers. Just an FYI. [right][snapback]661604[/snapback][/right] [/quote] How old are you?
Noel's angel Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 [img]http://www.trikesforsale.org/vrod.jpg[/img]
Didacus Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Rmember to tell yourself every morning: "I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn people like me." This really helped me out through hard times...
Laudate_Dominum Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Noel's angel' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:45 PM']i don't really mind if people don't like me [right][snapback]661650[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I would mind. There was a guy at an old job who didn't like me, but he didn't even know me. That's why I didn't like it. It was based on a false judgement of me. Not cool.
Laudate_Dominum Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Noel's angel' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:30 PM']you could buy this one: [img]http://www.scentsappeal.net/images/Helmet.jpg[/img] [right][snapback]661622[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I feel feel cool wearing that helmet whilst riding this motorcycle: [img]http://www.trikesforsale.org/vrod.jpg[/img] LOL
homeschoolmom Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jul 27 2005, 04:43 PM']Rmember to tell yourself every morning: "I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn people like me." This really helped me out through hard times... [right][snapback]661646[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Thanks, Stuart...
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