sweetpea316 Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Fiction: Ninjas are cooler. Yo ho, yo ho...it's a pirate's life for [b]me![/b]
Vatican Ninja Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) [quote name='God Conquers' date='Jul 29 2005, 12:17 PM']Fact: Pirates have more fun. ...especially blonde ones. [right][snapback]663883[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Not True. Pirates are cranky party pooper. Fact: Ninjas party all night. Edited July 29, 2005 by Vatican Ninja
Kilroy the Ninja Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 [quote name='sweetpea316' date='Jul 29 2005, 01:00 PM']Fiction: Ninjas are cooler. Yo ho, yo ho...it's a pirate's life for [b]me![/b] [right][snapback]663936[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ahem.... I dunno..... I'm pretty cool right now..... right here in front of my a/c unit......
Kilroy the Ninja Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 [quote name='shelly_freak' date='Jul 29 2005, 11:52 AM']Fact: Pirates wore earings because the earlobe is a pressure point and helps relieve sea sickness Fact: Pirates were also called limeys cause they ate limes to cure sea sickness Fact: Pirates were very supersticious Fact: I have an obsessioun with pirates [right][snapback]663840[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Fact: Pirate wore earrings - particularly gold ones - to help pay for any debts they might owe after their death (gambling, etc.) The pressure point theory is relatively new, and might be plausible, except how do you account for the millions of people with pierced ears who still get sea sick? Fact: English sailors were called "limeys" because they perferred limes as a way to combat scurvy, a vitamin C deficiency brought on by the lack of fresh fruit or vegetables in most sailors diets. Most pirates didn't suffer too much from this as they tended to stay in mostly semi-tropical locals such as the Mediterranean, the Caribbean and other southern hemisphere locals. Fact: Pirates were superstitious. Fact: Ninjas are much sneakier than pirates. You might know one and not even know it! Boo!
sweetpea316 Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 [quote name='Kilroy the Ninja' date='Jul 29 2005, 01:11 PM']ahem.... I dunno..... I'm pretty cool right now..... right here in front of my a/c unit...... [right][snapback]663955[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Ok ok... you can be my one exception. Friends?
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 FACT: Ninjas are NEVER seen!....Vanish Quickly without trace FACT: Ninjas are deadly....Pirates are not. lol
bookwyrm Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 [quote name='FutureNunJMJ' date='Jul 29 2005, 11:37 PM']FACT: Ninja have no "theme" songs... [right][snapback]664743[/snapback][/right] [/quote] *hums teenage mutant ninja turtle theme song* :
FranciscanRocker25 Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 ninjas the only reason most girls would ever like pirates is cause they think that a man who hasn't showered in years and wears runny black eyeliner will look like johnny depp. TMNT will always prevail
littleflower+JMJ Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 FACT: johnny depp is cute. at least thats what everyone else is saying!
God Conquers Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Pirates are deadlier! Fact: Pirates have ships, ninjas only have horses. Fact: Pirates have more friends. ....unless the ninja has an online community....
curtins Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 FACT: Sam fisher and the Master Chief will pwn ALL ninjas and ALL Pirates arrrrrrrrghhh
Theoketos Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 My wife and I discussed and we decieded that ninja would pretty much win almost all the time in one on one battles. But if you had a hundred ninjas and a hundred pirates they would all go to Mass on Saturday nights.
Theoketos Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 My wife and I discussed and we decieded that ninja would pretty much win almost all the time in one on one battles. But if you had a hundred ninjas and a hundred pirates they would all go to Mass on Saturday nights.
curtins Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Tactically speaking: Spartans>Splinter cells> ninjas> pirates> regular old dudes with golf clubs or something
Kilroy the Ninja Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 I see we're going to have to revive the tradition of ..... [font="Impact"][color=red]Night of a MILLION ZILLION NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font]
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