Chocolate is evil and must be destroyed

[Anastasia13]

Chocolate is evil and must be destroyed.

*waits for violent attacks*

[Carrie]

[thessalonian]

Okay, drop a couple truckloads by my house and I will be sure and destroy it. I would really like to destroy all the dove chochlate in the world.

Edited August 5, 2005 by thessalonian

[StColette]

[quote name='Light and Truth' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:09 PM']Chocolate is evil and must be destroyed.

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I don't think so missy

[Carrie]

*mumbles to thessalonian and Jennie*

So how we taking her down?

[p0lar_bear]

Chocolate is one of the proofs of a benevolent and loving God

[StColette]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:15 PM']*mumbles to thessalonian and Jennie*

So how we taking her down?
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hmm I say we send Laura's sugar gliders to get her

[Carrie]

[quote name='StColette' date='Aug 5 2005, 05:16 PM']hmm I say we send Laura's sugar gliders to get her
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Excellent!

*goes to get scary flying mini squirrels*

[Jaime]

Getting between a woman and her chocolate makes about as much sense as getting in between a mother bear and her cub.


Some days you just got to give her a wide berth and pray she doesn't kill you.

[sweetpea316]

[quote name='p0lar_bear' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:16 PM']Chocolate is one of the proofs of a benevolent and loving God
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Indeed!

[thessalonian]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:15 PM']*mumbles to thessalonian and Jennie*

So how we taking her down?
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I don't know. This is pretty darn evil. I hate to start thinking I know who the anti-christ is but I think we're going to have to hope the second coming is any day now. I'm going to go out and get some bumper stickers. In case you see chochlate lying on the floor I've been raptured.

Edited August 5, 2005 by thessalonian

[Carrie]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Aug 5 2005, 05:19 PM']
Some days you just got to give her a wide berth and pray she doesn't kill you.
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Sounds like a man who likes to live!

[Carrie]

[quote name='thessalonian' date='Aug 5 2005, 05:21 PM']I don't know.  This is pretty darn evil.  I hate to start thinking I know who the anti-christ is but I think we're going to have to hope the second coming is any day now.  I'm going to go out and get some bumper stickers. In case you see chochlate lying on the floor I've been raptured.
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We'll never let that happen...

Chocolate lying on the floor I mean!

[thessalonian]

[quote name='Carrie' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:24 PM']We'll never let that happen...

Chocolate lying on the floor I mean!
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Your probably right. Chochlate eaters I am sure have to go through the tribulation. But it would be worth it.

[Anastasia13]

Chocolate is a force designed to control the masses.

[StColette]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:19 PM']Getting between a woman and her chocolate makes about as much sense as getting in between a mother bear and her cub. 
Some days you just got to give her a wide berth and pray she doesn't kill you.
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Carrie]

[quote name='Light and Truth' date='Aug 5 2005, 05:26 PM']Chocolate is a force designed to control the masses.
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Chocolate is a force that keeps women from destroying the masses.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='StColette' date='Aug 5 2005, 04:14 PM']I don't think so  missy 
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Now that I think of it, that face kinda is attractive... Hello, ladies.

[IcePrincessKRS]

I'm working on destroying it, slowly but surely those chocolate chip cookies are disappearing, one by one...

[thessalonian]

[quote name='Light and Truth' date='Aug 5 2005, 03:26 PM']Chocolate is a force designed to control the masses.
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I don't know. I've seen them use that bread with the yeast in it that tastes kind of doughy. But not chochlate. If they start doing that, then I'll agree with you and call chocholate evil. Till then can I have yours?