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Phatmasser Epitaphs


Jaime

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1344027124' post='2462358']
Hasan:

"Please bury me upside-down, my mouth needs a rest"
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The mouth doesn't get nearly as sore as you'd think. Your throat does most of the heavy lifting. Because that's where the vocal chords are and they get tired when I talk a lot.

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[quote name='Tally Marx' timestamp='1344025868' post='2462325']
No one has given me an epitaph (that I am aware of).


*Edited: fixed for the sake of pervs
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You mean our benevolent moderators whom we love very much for their kindness and generosity?

[quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1344027162' post='2462360']
Hasan

"[i]Waugh"[/i]

incidentally, this was Socrates' epitaph too.
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Today I Learned Hasan is not a Secret Muslim Sultan, but he is really a Warhammer 40k Ork.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1344027580' post='2462373']
Winnie:

"Make sure I have my Death permission slip from the State"
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I had a prof knock on the door to see what was going on because I laughed so loud.

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SInce when did we fiddler c h u m p?

haha as if I fiddler anything.

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[quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1344027962' post='2462382']
Hasan:

"I wish Socrates would've wrestled with me"
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:hehe:

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[quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1344027962' post='2462382']
Hasan:

"I wish Socrates would've wrestled with me"
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I lack the body hair to be a bear.

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1344028082' post='2462385']
Hasan:

"Died wrestling with logic, and lost"
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If your going to die, wrestling with Logic is a hell of a way to go.

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