All you computer programming nerds will enjoy this

[phatcatholic]

[b]The Real Bible Code[/b]
[b]The biblical creation story translated into Visual Basic[/b]
[i]by Jamie Zahler and Gary Hoge[/i]
[url="http://catholicoutlook.com/vb.php"]http://catholicoutlook.com/vb.php[/url]

hehe, pretty cool

[Old_Joe]

[StColette]

ROFL

[rachael]

[philothea]

:bugeyes:

No wonder time seems to run so slowly....

[phatcatholic]

[quote name='philothea' date='Aug 18 2005, 10:47 AM']:bugeyes:

No wonder time seems to run so slowly....
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yea, behind the workings of the universe is a convoluted matrix of Visual Basic code



crazy huh

[prose]

[matt_in_ohio]

I hate to admit it, but I am a professional computer nerd (most people call me a software engineer!). I thought that was In fact, it inspired me to write this:

Part of the C++ program that God uses to run the world:

void main()
{
CMale* man = new CMale;
CFemale* woman = new CFemale;
CMajorLeagueBaseball* baseballLeague = new CMajorLeagueBaseball;

for (int time = 0; time < END_OF_TIME; time++)
{
if ((man->get_love() == True) && (woman->get_love() == True))
{
man->set_Married(true);
woman->set_Married(true);
CMale* son = new CMale;
CFemale* daughter = new CFemale;
}

if (man->get_sin() == "Venial")
{
int numberOfHailMarys = 10;
man->set_penance(numberOfHailMarys);
}
else if (man->get_sin() == "Mortal")
{
CHell* hell = new CHell;
hell->set_newMember(man);
delete man;
}

if (man->age > 90 && man->get_sin() == "Forgiven")
{
CHeaven* heaven = new CHeaven;
heaven->set_newMember(man);
delete man;
}

if(baseballLeague->get_woldSeriesWinner() == "CHICAGO_CUBS")
{
hell->set_temperature(FREEZING);
}
}
}

Hopefully non-computer ners can appreciate it!!!

[1337 k4th0l1x0r]

[quote name='matt_in_ohio' date='Aug 18 2005, 04:07 PM']I hate to admit it, but I am a professional computer nerd (most people call me a software engineer!). I thought that was    In fact, it inspired me to write this:

Part of the C++ program that God uses to run the world:

void main()
{
CMale* man = new CMale;
CFemale* woman = new CFemale;
CMajorLeagueBaseball* baseballLeague = new CMajorLeagueBaseball;

for (int time = 0; time < END_OF_TIME; time++)
{
  if ((man->get_love() == True) && (woman->get_love() == True))
  {
  man->set_Married(true);
  woman->set_Married(true);
  CMale* son = new CMale;
  CFemale* daughter = new CFemale;
  }

  if (man->get_sin() == "Venial")
  {
  int numberOfHailMarys = 10;
  man->set_penance(numberOfHailMarys);
  }
  else if (man->get_sin() == "Mortal")
  {
  CHell* hell = new CHell;
  hell->set_newMember(man);
  delete man;
  }

  if (man->age > 90 && man->get_sin() == "Forgiven")
  {
  CHeaven* heaven = new CHeaven;
  heaven->set_newMember(man);
  delete man;
  }

  if(baseballLeague->get_woldSeriesWinner() == "CHICAGO_CUBS")
  {
  hell->set_temperature(FREEZING);
  }
}
}

Hopefully non-computer ners can appreciate it!!!
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dude, you'd get a complier error on the line [code]hell->set_temperature(FREEZING);[/code]. Besides, you wouldn't want to be dynamically creating heavens and hells and putting each man in his own. Not only that, but you have a major memory leak whenever someone dies.

[matt_in_ohio]

[quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Aug 18 2005, 06:53 PM']dude, you'd get a complier error on the line [code]hell->set_temperature(FREEZING);[/code].  Besides, you wouldn't want to be dynamically creating heavens and hells and putting each man in his own.  Not only that, but you have a major memory leak whenever someone dies.
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Thanks for the tip. FREEZING was declared in a header file that was omitted for this post. And my compiler has garbage collection turned on!!!

Thanks BTW - it's nice to know that I'm not the only computer nerd here

[1337 k4th0l1x0r]

[quote name='matt_in_ohio' date='Aug 18 2005, 05:34 PM']Thanks for the tip. FREEZING was declared in a header file that was omitted for this post. And my compiler has garbage collection turned on!!!

Thanks BTW - it's nice to know that I'm not the only computer nerd here 
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Actually, I was referring to the fact that there is no hell defined in the current scope.

[matt_in_ohio]

[quote name='1337 k4th0l1x0r' date='Aug 18 2005, 07:40 PM']Actually, I was referring to the fact that there is no hell defined in the current scope.
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Ahhh - good point. Thanks for the catch.

Let's hope God's programmer's are better than I

[Phikoz]

lol, o that is hilarious!!! gotta love Visual Basic

[phatcatholic]

haha

[littleflower+JMJ]

i love it. lol thanks for posting nick....that was great!


and hello to matt!! i know i might be alittle bit late but just wanted to say welcome to phatmass! :

[FlyLikeABird]

hehe flaunt the nerdness! :

[zabbazooey]

This is GREAT!