Anna Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 You won't regret clicking here. Pax Christi. <><
Jake Huether Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 If you are without sin like most American Catholics who don't go to confession, then strike someone else's breast That was good! Thanks Anna!
Seatbelt Blue Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 God decided the American Church wasn't suffering, so He gave us litugists. This is the glamorous. This is solid gold.
M.SIGGA Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 The Mass requires either a Priest or a Bishop to be celebrated. The celebrant stands in the place of Christ for the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass. The priest/Bishop are issued in male models only. If you find the other model- please refer to the "Emergency Church Exit Procedures" :D :)
Anna Posted November 24, 2003 Author Posted November 24, 2003 Another thing I really like about being Catholic is that we can laugh at ourselves sometimes! Pax Christi. <><
cappie Posted November 24, 2003 Posted November 24, 2003 The old joke comes to mind....What is the difference between a modern liturgist and a terrorist???????? You can negotiate with a terrorist!!!!!!!!!!
Dave Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Anna, you just gave me my good laugh for the day! Thanks! :D
Katholikos Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Anna, my dear, this is a geniune similated diamond! Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny! You're right on, as usual. One of the tenents of Protestantism (at least the brand I belonged to) is that it is sacrilegious to laugh at things religious. Catholics on the other hand have a wonderful time laughing at themselves and all the things they hold sacred. I like it better on this side of the Great Divide. I'm going to start a thread for Catholic jokes.
Katholikos Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Anna, my dear, this is a geniune similated diamond! Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
marielapin Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 That was amesome. I, like Jake, liked the part about American Catholics without sin strike some other person's breast.
phatcatholic Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 yea, just imagine if we all started hitting e/o during mass. that would be a riot!
Lil Red Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Back in the 60s the Church saw the rising unemployment of incompetent translators and out of charity gave them a job on the International Commission on English in the Liturgy [iCEL]. Someone will instruct you that the response is "Lord, hear our prayers!" We must be reminded of this each week even though the response never changes. :D :D
Norseman82 Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 As you go to Masses offered by different parishes do not be surprised at the unconformity of how the Mass is celebrated. Do not be surprised at silly homilies and irreverent parishioners. Just try to pray and remember Jesus' promise. The gates of Hell will not prevail upon the Church The best line!!
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