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Posted

Were talkin to Musturd and we decided to rap battle somebody so anybody wanna battle me EMOTION ? I take on anybody! :cool:

Posted

I'll battle anybody AND their momma.

Posted

Yeah im a webmaster but never use it as an excuse
making your lyrics look as childish as Dr Suess
I run the spot and I'm paying the rent
You think you're .com but can only hang with .net
You think it's funny I aint Vanilla Ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice
forget that, you see me you better run and hide
cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide
whoever said you can rap... they lied
you think the mic is your weapon? please
if that were true then you got suicidal tendencies
you can't touch my raps they come too quick and too fast
this is a two man race and you just came in last

Posted
:clap: Very nice dUSt... you've got some mad skills.
Posted

That was for Emotion. Here's something for Delivery boy...

They call me illest and iller, there's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson, and this is not thriller
One def rapper, cold know I can hang
I'm dUSt from phatmass, not Kool from Kool in the Gang
Cuz I'm the coolest of the cool, they call me dUSt see
And ain't another rapper who's as bad as me
I got a high powered voice, I'm the party people's choice
I got so many rhymes, you gotta take invoice

Posted
:shock:[color=red]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!![/color]

dUSt just dropped you like a bad habit.
Posted

And this is just in case JRD feels brave enough to step up...

They think I work for Kellogs mouth full of Frosted Flakes
I wreck the mic like if you drivin and lost your brakes
Game damager I take trips up to Canada
Raps so clean I got more soap than a janitor
Crawlin' low like a tarantula, here I come grab your camera
Even though I'm a rookie I'm still far from an amature
Its the trunk dismantler from Fair Meadow Drive
Catch me in Kansas on Sarah's camera live
My screens fall kinda similar to coconuts
My rhymes are iller than Jazzy Jeff's cuts
Im sitting crooked and throwed, wide squatted and slow
JRD's rhymes are wacker than a Nelly show
It goes down boy you already know - hahaha

Posted

[quote name='dUSt' date='Sep 13 2005, 12:21 PM']Yeah im a webmaster but never use it as an excuse
making your lyrics look as childish as Dr Suess
I run the spot and I'm paying the rent
You think you're .com but can only hang with .net
You think it's funny I aint Vanilla Ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice
forget that, you see me you better run and hide
cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide
whoever said you can rap... they lied
you think the mic is your weapon? please
if that were true then you got suicidal tendencies
you can't touch my raps they come too quick and too fast
this is a two man race and you just came in last
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

MC DUST!!!!

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you dudes is geniuses tryen to outduel delivery
u whack you lose you geniuses you mimick me
im fresh im nice i move with the energy
u fail u falter u envy while resenten me
DELIVERY BOY
ya'll kiss the feet
my flow cooken in the kitchen
about to be hustled on the street
sellen mixtapes out the trunk
prolly like 500 hundred a week
take that money and hit malls
and put 24's on the jeep
i mingle i flirt i sip i chill
she hot she short she fit the bill
she phones i answer she ask i tell
she stops she visits wit some taco bell
but back to the battle cuz that pimpen is old
ur flow like a lease that keeps getten repoed
or better yet its like a junker that cant get sold
u lads is out of ur mind thinken u can get wit D-BO

Posted

[quote]you think the mic is your weapon? please
if that were true then you got suicidal tendencies
[/quote]

Biter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

probably ripped off some other stuff too...didnt read the rest...stick to the ones and twos

lol

jk

Posted

[b]This is for Moses the Black:[/b]

You soft as a newborn baby takin a nap
Where you at? Lubbock? Where the heck is that!?
Never that, black, my raps are unlimited
Yours are prohibited, of course that's contributed
To not knowin ya limits and who you need to test
When you step into the house of the dUSt and get blessed
Get on your knees, bow down to my degrees
Young slacker, save that trash talk for the above fake rappers
I'll crack yo back again with ten knuckles
Rhymes are weak, they make me chuckle like a name buckle
You call em lyrics, please you need to stop
You goin out - scratch that - you goin pop
I feed you a poisonous verse so don't try it
No more rhymin, you on a lyric fast diet
Call the paramedic and tell him your pathetic
Your lyrics ain't energetic you're sweet as a diabetic
Your gimme gimme is lame, yeah I said it
Look over your shoulder moses, where you headed
Write a verse and flip it, melt it down to liquid
Intake these rhymes and fill your lungs until I rip it
Chest busts open, heart bursts and smokin
YOU SEE THAT? (dang dUSt, he was only jokin)
Warning: all MC's better retreat
You're too lame to walk down your own street
Better run and get the Black Eyed Peas
Cause I eat, eat, eat emcees
Devour their titles, cause I'm an idol slash icon
And tell your boy Flip don't even turn his 8 ft mic on
Sold ya punk, thought I told ya punk
Crossover, slam dunk, game over punk (one more time?)
Sold ya punk, thought I told ya punk
Crossover, slam dunk, game over punk

Posted (edited)

alright check it
u dudes aint hard u aint reppen the streets
u dudes iz soft u'd get robbed on seaseme street
ya'll remind me of bobby trendy, just a tad bit gayer
if " whack rappen " was a town, u'd probally be mayor
ur sixteens are weak, i callen em anarexic
u need some creatine in ur rhymes, if u gonna be flexen
you remind me of garbage smellen all rotton
ur flow like a junkyard the trash u keep droppen
and now its piled so high its taken up half the thread
callen me a fake rapper when u the one thats dead
lyrically merked you with the flow, po po callen it 187
the blood all up on my hands, the mic the muder weapon
like ur old coach said, winnen isnt everything
im married 2 the flow thats y i sport the wedding ring
the flow divorsed you, she said u were cheaten
dr phills there to help ya if u still stressed n weepen

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Posted

[quote]This is for Moses the Black:

You soft as a newborn baby takin a nap
Where you at? Lubbock? Where the heck is that!?
Never that, black, my raps are unlimited
Yours are prohibited, of course that's contributed
To not knowin ya limits and who you need to test
When you step into the house of the dUSt and get blessed
Get on your knees, bow down to my degrees
Young slacker, save that trash talk for the above fake rappers
I'll crack yo back again with ten knuckles
Rhymes are weak, they make me chuckle like a name buckle
You call em lyrics, please you need to stop
You goin out - scratch that - you goin pop
I feed you a poisonous verse so don't try it
No more rhymin, you on a lyric fast diet
Call the paramedic and tell him your pathetic
Your lyrics ain't energetic you're sweet as a diabetic
Your gimme gimme is lame, yeah I said it
Look over your shoulder moses, where you headed
Write a verse and flip it, melt it down to liquid
Intake these rhymes and fill your lungs until I rip it
Chest busts open, heart bursts and smokin
YOU SEE THAT? (dang dUSt, he was only jokin)
Warning: all MC's better retreat
You're too lame to walk down your own street
Better run and get the Black Eyed Peas
Cause I eat, eat, eat emcees
Devour their titles, cause I'm an idol slash icon
And tell your boy Flip don't even turn his 8 ft mic on
Sold ya punk, thought I told ya punk
Crossover, slam dunk, game over punk (one more time?)
Sold ya punk, thought I told ya punk
Crossover, slam dunk, game over punk[/quote]

Listen up wannabe, cause Im sayin this once
Tried to settle this in Lubbock but you were afraid of the punch
I Eat Dust for Lunch yo you wack on the cuts
DJ "can't scratch" couldn't scratch the hair on my _____!
And its like that when I get on the mic and just spit
Hidin behing your computer you oughta just quit
Your keystyle is weak child so flee while you still can
And meanwhile you'll feel Kiel beating you with one hand
And one mic, scatch that I don't need a mic
My words haunt your dreams keepin you up at night
And it's sad you reside in bed thinkin of me
While your wife's unsatisfied it aint hard to see
Yeah I'll bow down to you, to see if you're all right
From gettin knocked on your ___ when you tried to fight
Me the Mo Black know that it's on now
Your flows wack you won't pass the first round
Stick to what it is that you do best
Not sure what that is but it aint this rap contest
I promise no more, cause you my friend and this hurts
Better think twice before steppin to this "Christian jerk"!

FranciscanRocker25
Posted

ouch

i agree w/ kat
this is quite enertaining

Posted

[quote name='point5' date='Sep 14 2005, 11:13 AM']Listen up wannabe, cause Im sayin this once
Tried to settle this in Lubbock but you were afraid of the punch
I Eat Dust for Lunch yo you wack on the cuts
DJ "can't scratch" couldn't scratch the hair on my _____!
And its like that when I get on the mic and just spit
Hidin behing your computer you oughta just quit
Your keystyle is weak child so flee while you still can
And meanwhile you'll feel Kiel beating you with one hand
And one mic, scatch that I don't need a mic
My words haunt  your dreams keepin you up at night
And it's sad you reside in bed thinkin of me
While your wife's unsatisfied it aint hard to see
Yeah I'll bow down to you, to see if you're all right
From gettin knocked on your ___ when you tried to fight
Me the Mo Black know that it's on now
Your flows wack you won't pass the first round
Stick to what it is that you do best
Not sure what that is but it aint this rap contest
I promise no more, cause you my friend and this hurts
Better think twice before steppin to this "Christian jerk"!
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hahaah getten gangsta with it
wow

we gotta be pushing the limits for lyrical content on a christian site :cool:

Posted

Punk you don't even know the half about me
I bring it straight to your chest, ask Sean P about me
I'm just a little bit older, plus a whole lot wiser
I might advise ya, or I might pulverize ya
I can visit any city, get respect on the web
While you alone in Lubbock with me in your head
I'll take a second to speak, cling to me like a leech
You listen to my rhymes and get swept off your feet
I have a black chic that loves to slap preppy white hicks
You're too weak for me so I'll get her to settle it
She's down like a clown through thick and the thin
Call me when you grow up, ask where your wife is
Satisfy that, jack, aka Moses the Wack
Checkin every five minutes, fiance-whooped hack
You can't compare to the status right here
Legendary world wide web, we can battle right here
Listen junior, gonna mess up your pretty blonde hair
I come in high definition so all you can do is stare
Can't even keep your lyrics clean, how scary
Haha, just shows how you lack vocabulary
Stop grillin me, and all that frontin is killin me
You leave me no choice but to hurt your feelings G
You ain't heard a style like like this in a while
Boom, bip, child, I stack Kiels in piles

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