TCW's Indelible Stench Thread.

[theculturewarrior]

Life is a preparation for death. (That's a phatmasser's motto). I have been preparing myself. Last time a hurricane came through our area, it blew south, and a lot of us are wondering if this one will blow south. I want to tell my coworkers that God surrounds his people the way the mountains surround Jerusalem. (I'm taking baby steps with them, though. All I can do right now is pray).

The worst that could happen to me is that I might end up in Heaven sooner than expected. All of my belongings are God's anyway. If the hurricane does blow south, and the area is evacuated, there will be a lot of people unprepared. I won't take chances if the forecast changes. I'm still planning on going to confession on Saturday, though.

[theculturewarrior]

Valley water is better than ipecac syrup.

[theculturewarrior]

I got a haircut. Everyone I know says, "Oh, you got a haircut. " They don't say I look nice, just that I got a haircut. : I'm clothed like the flowers of the field.

[p-hawk]

My neighbor's cat is still missing.

[philothea]

Oh no! I hope the cat is found.

I'm sure your haircut looks fine, TCW... when you look bad people generally don't mention things [i]at all[/i].

In other random news I just bought a notebook with two cartoony stylized cats on the cover, and we're painting the bathroom.

[p-hawk]

[quote name='theculturewarrior' date='Sep 22 2005, 01:29 PM']I got a haircut. Everyone I know says, "Oh, you got a haircut. " They don't say I look nice, just that I got a haircut. : I'm clothed like the flowers of the field.
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Be grateful that you have enough hair to cut. I'm as bald as a smiley. :

(well, not quite, but enough that I have to shave it that bald to look decent.)

(which reminds me, we need a :combover: smiley)

[hierochloe]

I just wanted to use this smiley.

[God's Errand Girl]

Totally random, comin' at cha...

Did you know that Botox is actually the botulism toxin?
Why would any woman want botulism bacteria put in their face?

Edited September 22, 2005 by God's Errand Girl

[theculturewarrior]

I thought about drinking tap water as a form of mortification. I don't think I'm strong enough, though.

[philothea]

That must be some scary tap water....

[p-hawk]

[quote name='philothea' date='Sep 22 2005, 07:00 PM']That must be some scary tap water....
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[philothea]

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!!!

How can I be off-topic in a random thread!?





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[theculturewarrior]

[quote name='philothea' date='Sep 22 2005, 05:00 PM']That must be some scary tap water....
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It originally came from the Rio Grande (a river we share with Mexico. ) We started running out of that, though, so now it comes from Sewage Reclamation Centers.

[p-hawk]

[quote name='philothea' date='Sep 22 2005, 08:23 PM']!!!

How can I be off-topic in a random thread!?


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You made a reasonable reply, that's how.

Oh mushy mud pie, that makes me

[theculturewarrior]

It's okay. She can reply to my posts if she wants to. (This will still be a random thought thread).

[philothea]

Uh oh... looks like we're starting to develop a structure here!

[theculturewarrior]

When it gets to page 19, it will be a completely different (random) topic.

[theculturewarrior]

I like food. Food tastes good.

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='sweetpea316' date='Sep 20 2005, 10:42 AM']I heard that if you eat them while drinking Coke, that your stomach will explode. 

Seriously. 
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Urban legend. Go watch Myth Busters sometime. Their science often smells of elderberries pretty hard, but they do some interesting experiements. They covered this one & they tried really hard to get the stomach to explode w/ pop rocks & couldn't.

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='God's Errand Girl' date='Sep 22 2005, 04:40 PM']Totally random, comin' at cha...

Did you know that Botox is actually the botulism toxin?
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Yes. It paralyzes the facial muscles, making people appear less wrinkly, but devoid of emotions. I think it's the first real step humanity has made towards creating our own zombie army. Woohoo!