Condom Conundrums

[toledo_jesus]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Sep 25 2005, 03:47 AM']Look at it this way:

You inject a pebble into a rhino.  You then drop the rhino on an open manhole.  (Making sure there are no sewer workers in the area, of course.  They get peeved when you do this sort of thing.)  Now, typically, the pebble would be able to pass through the manhole.  However, you've injected it into a rhino (who is quite peeved, actually...the drop didn't improve his attitude much, either) and it's likely to stay with the rhino, rather than go skittering on its own down the manhole.

There, clear as anything!
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your avatar is well suited to you.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Cow of Shame]

why, thankee

[Brother Adam]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Sep 25 2005, 07:53 AM']your avatar is well suited to you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Who is in his avatar, for those of us who don't read comics?

[jezic]

[quote name='Benedict' date='Sep 25 2005, 12:17 AM']Nor do they offer the risk that people say they do.

Allow me state on the record that I am totally in favor of abstinence and totally against the use of condoms.  But the emphasis on the "huge holes" in relation to the "tiny viruses" that allows "millions/billions" of viruses to get through is misleading.
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Well there are not huge holes, but it is possible for the virus to go through.

It is not likely, but that is another strike against condoms. (not to mention everything else.)

[toledo_jesus]

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Sep 25 2005, 10:33 AM']Who is in his avatar, for those of us who don't read comics? 
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Oh it is worse than comics. Why, that is Minsc the Barbarian, and his brave companion Boo the hamster!

They are from the computer game Baldur's Gate: Tales of the Sword Coast. D&D computer game.

[Cow of Shame]

"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil b@stards!"

[infinitelord1]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Sep 25 2005, 06:00 PM']"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil b@stards!"
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yea.........whatever.

[toledo_jesus]

don't worry Cow, i think it's funny.

[infinitelord1]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Sep 25 2005, 06:12 PM']don't worry Cow, i think it's funny.
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yea i was just lookin for a little revenge........lol.......he has criticized me a few times.

[Cow of Shame]

Terrible hamster justice will be wreaked upon you!! GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!