The story thread.

[Guest T-Bone]

OK, heres the thing:

Add a few lines to this story, and we'll see where it goes.


The last man on earth sat in his study, when the was a knock on the door.

[heavenseeker]

he was like wat the heck.

[Guest T-Bone]

After all, it was a dark and stormy night (I love that line), so all the women where at home in bed.

[Proud2BCatholic139]

They were in bed because they were tired. They were tired because

[Guest T-Bone]

the lazy slob sat in his apartment all day and didn't lift a finger around the planet.

[CrossCuT]

[color=330000]untill one day a huge rabbit came in and bit his leg off!
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[Guest T-Bone]

It was a huge mutant rabbit from the pool of radioactive slime that Wal-Mart dumped on his front yard.

[heavenseeker]

why? nobody knows.

[sidemunch88]

Because every bodie who knows got eatten by the huge radioactive rabbit because the rabit likes :coagulated milk: and the people me ate are made of :coagulated milk:.

[CrossCuT]

[color=330000]But the one thing that no one knew, was that the ONLY weakness the radioactive rabbits had was BEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[sidemunch88]

so the giant squirrle hunter ate a beat and he died?

[Guest T-Bone]

Because of the beet allergy, Wal-Mart bribed the governments of the US and Canada to outlaw beets and all WRD (weapons of rabbit destruction). The US invaded the small unknown country of Beetrabia in a search for WRD.

[*lil girl 4 jesus*]

this a heka freaky thread

[heavenseeker]

said lil girl 4 jesus when she read it.

[Smile_Jesus_loves_you]

But that was beside the point as we all know. so the last man on earth answered the knock at his door, it was a very old looking MAN. he said "you are doomed!!!" and turned around and left.
it was very odd.

[heavenseeker]

then the last man alive thought to himself wtf mate because he was from the land downunder.

[Smile_Jesus_loves_you]

so he ran to ask the old woeman of the marsh what to do about the news he had recieved.

[heavenseeker]

she said "you be trippin dog". then she vanished into the dark cave.

[Guest T-Bone]

A cave filled with beets. "The old lady must be the one controlling the giant radioactive bloodsucking rabid drooling and generally cranky rabbits," the man said to himself.

[sidemunch88]

I LIKE :coagulated milk: ALOT WOoTAGE