Inviting Seminarians to Dinner

[Jaime]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Oct 3 2005, 07:49 AM']What? I said I'd save you a wing! Did you want a drumstick?
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Oh that's ok... I don't want to be a bother..

[Cow of Shame]

Now, if you were inviting them over for some nude twister followed by an all night pajama party, [b]then [/b]you start thinking scandal. Thanksgiving dinner? C'mon...I suppose you think seeing a woman's neck or her ankles is disgraceful as well?

Edited October 3, 2005 by Cow of Shame

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Oct 3 2005, 09:12 AM']Now, if you were inviting them over for some nude twister followed by an all night pajama party, [b]then [/b]you start thinking scandal.  [right][snapback]744352[/snapback][/right]
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We shouldn't do that?

[Jaime]

The Cow of Shame confuses me

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Oct 3 2005, 09:13 AM']We shouldn't do that? 
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Never said that. Actually, if a seminarian can't withstand...whatever temptations...when in a situation with one girl & a bunch of other naked seminarians...I don't think he'd be worth his salt as a priest. Perhaps all priests should run a gauntlet.

"He's approaching the alcohol table....oh, I see he's stopping!!"
"Don't worry Bob, he's only taken a couple shots of tequila...look, he's moving on."
"Ah, good move, good move. You can always tell the truly committed early on in the game. That first seminarian never left the table."
"True, Bob. Plus, he couldn't hold his liquor. The man would have been drinking some wine nearly every day. Did you see how he collapsed after two Shirley Temples?"
"Don't look now, John, but our second competitor is approaching the nekked model section. Boy, did they ever choose a looker for today's competition."
"I'll have to admit, Bob, I've never seen a nicer pair of"
"Melon season is coming up...you asked me to remind you to pick up a cantaloupe or two"
"Ah, that's right. Thanks Bob. Oooh, it's not looking good. His eyes are practically rolling around in his head...is he...is he going to stop?"
"Ten, fifteen, TWENTY FEET! He's kept going!"
"Amazing, Bob. Just amazing. The seminarians we have here today look like they could be top notch."
"Just so, just so. We now need to take a slight break for a word from our sponsors, who bring you this competition year after year. BRYLCREEM "A little dab'll do ya,". BRANIFF AIRLINES "Because even an airline hostess should look like a girl." and Hanes Pantyhose "Gentlemen prefer Hanes."
"Men wear pantyhose, Bob? That time when my mom caught me wearing her clothes, she said..."
"Don't look now, John, I think our seminarian is approaching the finish line! He MIGHT-GO-ALL-THE-WAY!"
"He did it, Bob! Straight through the course, a perfect score! Look! The priests are mobbing him! He's being showered with rosaries!"
"Ah, the pope is approaching him to give him His Holiness' Congratulations"
"That pope really has an arm on him, Bob. Did you see the way the seminarian's head flew back when the pope put his personal seal of approval on his forehead? "
"We'd like to thank everyone for joining us today. Tune in next week when we feature the 15th annual Rabbi pig catching contest."

Edited October 3, 2005 by Cow of Shame

[Theoketos]

Have the dinner with a bunch of people.

[Sanvean]

Wow... such charity from the Cow of Shame

As for inviting a bunch of friends over, that is part of the issue. Literally none of my friends are in town for Thanksgiving this year. It's almost funny, not even my friends from India and Pakistan.