StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 *keeps singin* Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 04:20 PM']*keeps singin* Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song [right][snapback]744772[/snapback][/right] [/quote] my redneck woman
Carrie Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 05:20 PM']*keeps singin* Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song [right][snapback]744772[/snapback][/right] [/quote] *looks at Cindy Lauper cd* That's not the version I have!
StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Okay back to the original topic, no more hijackin
StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='Carrie' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:21 PM']*looks at Cindy Lauper cd* That's not the version I have! [right][snapback]744776[/snapback][/right] [/quote] LOL *hands Carrie her Gretchen Wilson cd*
Carrie Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 05:22 PM']Okay back to the original topic, no more hijackin [right][snapback]744778[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Ok, well did Cindy Lauper have a song about how its sometimes not fun to be a girl. It always pays to keep an extra pair of pants or skirt at work or in your school locker.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 04:22 PM']Okay back to the original topic, no more hijackin [right][snapback]744778[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Don't tell me not to do something! I'll just...ummm... I've got nothin'... [/totally whipped]
StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='Carrie' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:23 PM']Ok, well did Cindy Lauper have a song about how its sometimes not fun to be a girl. It always pays to keep an extra pair of pants or skirt at work or in your school locker. [right][snapback]744781[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah that's always a good idea. I have extra clothes in my truck always
Carrie Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 05:26 PM']Yeah that's always a good idea. I have extra clothes in my truck always [right][snapback]744785[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Truck? Remind me never to mess with you.
sweetpea316 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='Carrie' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:26 PM']Truck? Remind me never to mess with you. [right][snapback]744786[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah, it's normal for Southern girls to drive trucks. Gotta love it.
sweetpea316 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:29 PM']ROFL yep I drive a truck lol [right][snapback]744791[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I learned how to drive using my dad's big truck. But now I like my little car better. I always was so nervous to park that big thing.
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Weird Al's take on Driving a Truck comes to mind: *in a deep, gruff voice* I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It's time to put that hammer down Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel But it's sure hard to hold the wheel While I'm waiting for my nails to dry Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror And my pink angora sweater fits so tight I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight Well, I sure hope my seams are straight Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight Because I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me And my nipple rings don't bother me too much But when I hit those big speed bumps My darling little rhinestone pumps Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch But still I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on I'm drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck) Drivin' a truck (drivin' a truck) Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck (ooh) And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon (ooh, aww) So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (drivin a truck) (My high heels on)
StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='sweetpea316' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:31 PM']I learned how to drive using my dad's big truck. But now I like my little car better. I always was so nervous to park that big thing. [right][snapback]744793[/snapback][/right] [/quote] lol I don't drive a big truck, I drive a small truck like Jason's, except my truck is red lol
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 04:32 PM']lol I don't drive a big truck, I drive a small truck like Jason's, except my truck is red lol [right][snapback]744795[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Dark girl in red truck with cutest accent ever...
sweetpea316 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='StColette' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:32 PM']lol I don't drive a big truck, I drive a small truck like Jason's, except my truck is red lol [right][snapback]744795[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'd rather drive a little truck like his and yours for sure. Big trucks are scary.
sweetpea316 Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Ok ok... we totally hijacked this thread....back on topic. Yay for being a female!
StColette Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 [quote name='sweetpea316' date='Oct 3 2005, 03:39 PM']Ok ok... we totally hijacked this thread....back on topic. Yay for being a female! [right][snapback]744809[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Amen! lol
scardella Posted October 3, 2005 Posted October 3, 2005 Funny, when I read the topic, I thought it was about peeing in your pants... "You're not cool unless you pee in your pants!" - Billy Madison
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