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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

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dairygirl4u2c
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enlighten me to your ways, oh phatmass

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this poll is so random, but i thought it was funny :lol_roll:

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Now here's a good poll.........

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I picked the first one!! :rolling:



why is this in the debate room? :idontknow:

photosynthesis
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because it's a question that can be debated :)

just not a serious question.

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Is it morally licit for a woodchuck to chuck wood?

edit: Additionally, to whom does this alleged wood belong? To the woodchuck, the woodchuck's owner, some random person (or woodchuck) who doesn't want his wood chucked? Is it morally licit to own a woodchuck, or for that matter, wood?

Edited by T-Bone
Laudate_Dominum
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[quote name='dairygirl4u2c' date='Oct 8 2005, 01:05 PM']enlighten me to your ways, oh phatmass
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dang, I just realized that I refuse to speculate on a lot of these polls.. And I'm an otherwise opinionated fellow.. interesting..

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I say they deserve to die!

Waco Woodchuck in Sour Cream

Recipe By: "Indian Cookin'", compiled by Herb Walker, 1977

Amount Measure Ingredient Preparation Method
1 Woodchuck, skinned & cleaned
1/2 cup Vinegar
1 tablespoon Salt
2 quarts Water
2 teaspoons Soda
1/2 cup Flour
1 teaspoon Salt
1/2 teaspoon Allspice
1/2 cup Bacon fat
3 small Wild onions
1/2 cup Water
1 cup Sour cream

Skin and clean the woodchuck. Wash and dry and put in an earthen
crock. Cover with water and a half cup of vinegar and 1 T. of salt.
Let stand in a cool place overnight. In the morning, remove from
brine, wash and pat dry with a damp cloth. In a large soup kettle
combine 2 qt. of water and 2 T. of soda. Bring to a boil, lower the
heat and simmer for 15 minutes, removing the scum as it rises to the
surface. Drain and rinse the woodchuck meat and cut into serving
pieces. Combine the flour, salt and allspice and dredge the pieces of
meat in the mixture. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Melt the bacon
fat in a heavy iron frying pan until smoking. Brown meat on all
sides. Transfer the browned meat into a greased 4 qt. casserole.
Arrange sliced onions on top, add water, cover and bake in a
preheated oven for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Transfer the
meat to a heated platter to keep warm. Put the casserole on top of
the stove over medium heat and spoon in the sour cream stirring
constantly. Do not let the sauce come to a boil. Put the meat back
into the casserole and simmer for about 15 minutes. Delicious served
with creamed dandelion leaves.

Edited by popestpiusx
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I think the "official" answer is

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood















But I am not really sure about that.

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I thought this thread was about determining if a woman was a witch or not.

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Only if she floats.

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[quote name='T-Bone' date='Oct 10 2005, 02:05 PM']Build a bridge out of her!!!
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Bridges, huh? I knew there was a use for women!

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[quote name='T-Bone' date='Oct 10 2005, 02:36 AM']Is it morally licit for a woodchuck to chuck wood?

edit:  Additionally, to whom does this alleged wood belong?  To the woodchuck, the woodchuck's owner, some random person (or woodchuck) who doesn't want his wood chucked?  Is it morally licit to own a woodchuck, or for that matter, wood?
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It is not acceptable for a woodchuck to chuck wood that is not his own. The chuckation of wood may damage it. A woodchuck may chuck another woodchucks wood, provided that said woodchuck is an expert wood-chuck (that is one who chucks wood). Ownership of both wood and woodchucks is moral, unless the wood is stolen or the woodchuck kidnapped.

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[quote name='T-Bone' date='Oct 10 2005, 02:36 AM']Is it morally licit for a woodchuck to chuck wood?

edit:  Additionally, to whom does this alleged wood belong?  To the woodchuck, the woodchuck's owner, some random person (or woodchuck) who doesn't want his wood chucked?  Is it morally licit to own a woodchuck, or for that matter, wood?
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AND WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE DEFINE FOR ME EXACTLY WHAT "CHUCK" OR "CHUCKING" MEANS.

I find it impossible to form an opinion without all the facts.

Thank you.

TMTOMH :idontknow:

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[quote name='ofpheritup' date='Oct 10 2005, 05:11 PM']AND WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE DEFINE FOR ME EXACTLY WHAT "CHUCK" OR "CHUCKING" MEANS.

I find it impossible to form an opinion without all the facts.

Thank you.

TMTOMH :idontknow:
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chuck v. - to throw carelessly or casually <-- this one, since wood doesn't have chins.
chuck v. - touch (someone) playfully or gently under the chin

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[quote name='scardella' date='Oct 10 2005, 10:17 PM']chuck v. - to throw carelessly or casually  <--  this one, since wood doesn't have chins.
chuck v. - touch (someone) playfully or gently under the chin
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Oh okay, now it all makes sense (not). :D:
I can sleep easy now knowing that I know. :scratchhead:

Alrighty then smart man, what about TMTOMH?

New thought. Why or who would want to "chucky"
a piece of wood? Very weird, very very weird.
I think this needs its own thread.

Definitely TMTOMH.

Edited by ofpheritup
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[quote name='Maria' date='Oct 11 2005, 04:20 PM']When someone becomes pope, doesn't he loose his other citizenships? Or was that just with JPII because Poland was communist?
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This is a debate. Shouldn't we be debating something?

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[quote name='RC_' date='Oct 10 2005, 01:38 PM']It is not acceptable for a woodchuck to chuck wood that is not his own.  The chuckation of wood may damage it.  A woodchuck may chuck another woodchuck's wood, provided that said woodchuck is an expert wood-chuck (that is one who chucks wood).  Ownership of both wood and woodchucks is moral, [b]unless the wood is stolen or the woodchuck kidnapped.[/b][right][snapback]753007[/snapback][/right]
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Is it doubly illicit of the woodchuck is kidnapped AND the wood stolen? Do woodchucks have free will? If not, why would it matter if the wood was stolen?


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Um...what does the Pope have to do with woodchucks.

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Debating? Isn't that when you go fishing and you
don't catch anything?

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