phatcatholic Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [b]Top Ten Signs Your Catholic Homeschooler Is in Trouble[/b] [i]by Paul Thigpen[/i] [b]1. [/b]With a long tally sheet in hand, she asks how many venial sins add up to a mortal sin. [b]2. [/b]He and his sister laugh uproariously when they tell each other jokes in Church Latin, but when you ask for a translation, they decide it's time to go clean their rooms. [b]3. [/b]You find pinup pictures of Isabella of Spain in his room. [b]4. [/b]He hangs his scapular from an ear stud. [b]5. [/b]He puts an unidentified white powder inside the envelope when he mails his test sheets back to Seton. [b]6. [/b]He tells you the priest was taking notes during his Confession. [b]7. [/b]Every year at the All Saints' Eve costume party, he wants to be Mary Magdalene. [b]8. [/b]She roller skates in the Corpus Christi procession. [b]9. [/b]You find pages from TV Guide tucked inside her copy of the Baltimore Catechism. [b]10. [/b]When college admissions are announced, he informs you that he's been accepted at the Al-Qaida Training Camp in Syria. : :
Theoketos Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I just read the authors's conversion story and was moved to tears of joy.
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 : those are silly, but I like them... made me laugh
jezic Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 i liked everyone but the last one (unless they were doing it to convert terrorists and even then goign to a terrorist traning camp is something that i still wouldn't like.)
azaelia Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Oct 27 2005, 11:41 AM'][b]1. [/b]With a long tally sheet in hand, she asks how many venial sins add up to a mortal sin. [right][snapback]771826[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No seriously...how many? *pulls out her tally sheet* [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Oct 27 2005, 11:41 AM'][b]5. [/b]He puts an unidentified white powder inside the envelope when he mails his test sheets back to Seton. [right][snapback]771826[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Oct 27 2005, 11:41 AM'][b]9. [/b]You find pages from TV Guide tucked inside her copy of the Baltimore Catechism. [right][snapback]771826[/snapback][/right] [/quote] SHHH!!!
Dudette Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [quote name='phatcatholic' date='Oct 27 2005, 12:41 PM'][b]Top Ten Signs Your Catholic Homeschooler Is in Trouble[/b] [i]by Paul Thigpen[/i] [b]1. [/b]With a long tally sheet in hand, she asks how many venial sins add up to a mortal sin. [b]2. [/b]He and his sister laugh uproariously when they tell each other jokes in Church Latin, but when you ask for a translation, they decide it's time to go clean their rooms. [b]3. [/b]You find pinup pictures of Isabella of Spain in his room. [b]4. [/b]He hangs his scapular from an ear stud. [b]5. [/b]He puts an unidentified white powder inside the envelope when he mails his test sheets back to Seton. [b]6. [/b]He tells you the priest was taking notes during his Confession. [b]7. [/b]Every year at the All Saints' Eve costume party, he wants to be Mary Magdalene. [b]8. [/b]She roller skates in the Corpus Christi procession. [b]9. [/b]You find pages from TV Guide tucked inside her copy of the Baltimore Catechism. [b]10. [/b]When college admissions are announced, he informs you that he's been accepted at the Al-Qaida Training Camp in Syria. : : [right][snapback]771826[/snapback][/right] [/quote] LOL!!!! where'd you find that? hehe. I'm in Seton........
Dreamweaver Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [quote]3. You find pinup pictures of Isabella of Spain in his room.[/quote] Haha, thats funny! I have a corkboard with holy cards on it. Does that mean I have pinup pics of Mary and Jesus?
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [quote name='azaelia' date='Oct 27 2005, 01:46 PM']No seriously...how many? *pulls out her tally sheet* [right][snapback]772021[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No number of venial sins equals a mortal sin, but they do impair your conscience and reduce your strength against mortal sins.
azaelia Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 27 2005, 04:29 PM']No number of venial sins equals a mortal sin, but they do impair your conscience and reduce your strength against mortal sins. [right][snapback]772184[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I know silly. :
avemaria40 Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 lol : : phatcatholic, u just made my day:)
Dreamweaver Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 [quote name='T-Bone' date='Oct 27 2005, 02:15 PM']I have a Mary pin-ups calender... [right][snapback]772131[/snapback][/right] [/quote] D'oh! I forgot that I also have a Mary pinup calendar in my kitchen!
phatcatholic Posted October 28, 2005 Author Posted October 28, 2005 [quote name='Dudette' date='Oct 27 2005, 12:52 PM']LOL!!!! where'd you find that? hehe. I'm in Seton........ [right][snapback]772031[/snapback][/right][/quote] i found it here: [url="http://www.paulthigpen.com/humor/index.html"]http://www.paulthigpen.com/humor/index.html[/url] [quote name='avemaria40' date='Oct 27 2005, 07:07 PM']lol : : phatcatholic, u just made my day:) [right][snapback]772392[/snapback][/right][/quote] yay!
Sojourner Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Oct 28 2005, 01:11 PM'] [right][snapback]772958[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Give it time, it'll happen to you.
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