Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training

[Anastasia13]

I would like to enroll. Please tell me what I need to do.

[Aloysius]

lol is it accredited?

[photosynthesis]

Do people walk all over you? Is it hard for you to say no? Are you more of a flip-flop than John Kerry? Do you lose arguments like the French lose military battles?

Then come to the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training, and stop taking from other people! You'll take exciting classes like, "Narcissism 101: Why The Entire World Revolves Around Me," "Rhetoric 234: I Am Always Right," and "Negotiation 400: Selected Topics in Getting People To Do What I Want."

We here at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training think that everyone should live up to our high standards! That's why we don't accept just anyone. In order to get in, you must fill out an application, and write a 1-2 page essay explaining how you think you can benefit from assertiveness training, and why photosynthesis is the best phatmasser ever.

We are accredited, and financial aid is available to those who qualify.

Coming soon: the Photosynthesis School of Anger Management!

[Anastasia13]

Will you be posting the application later?

[photosynthesis]

[quote name='Light and Truth' date='Nov 13 2005, 10:27 PM']Will you be posting the application later?
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why, yes, of course!

[photosynthesis]

Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training



Name: ________

Gender (select one): male | female

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? yes | no

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes | no

What voice part do you sing? soprano | alto | tenor | bass

Do you have any friends? yes | no

Marital Status: single | married | religious

Is my avatar cool? yes | no

What's your favorite food? ______

What's your main goal in life? ______

Do you have any nicknames? ______

Will you need financial aid? yes | no



Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

[photosynthesis]

also, we have rolling admissions.

[philothea]

Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training

Name: philothea

Gender (select one): female

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes

What voice part do you sing? soprano

Do you have any friends? no

Marital Status: married

Is my avatar cool? yes !!

What's your favorite food? caffeine

What's your main goal in life? complete submission to God's will

Do you have any nicknames? no

Will you need financial aid? no

Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

It will be the final step in my plan for complete world domination. Either that, or I'll get over my fear of ordering pizza.

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

Hmm, lesse. Smart, pretty, pious, friendly, thoughtful, Linux user, cool avatar... the list just goes on and on!

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[ardillacid]

[quote name='photosynthesis' date='Nov 14 2005, 12:36 AM']also, we have rolling admissions.
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Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training

Name: ardillacid

Gender (select one): male

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes

What voice part do you sing? idontknow

Do you have any friends? yes

Marital Status: not married to a zombie

Is my avatar cool? are you kidding? mine is the BEST on pahtmass

What's your favorite food? mountain dew is my source of my awesomeness

What's your main goal in life? to kill a zombie before he kills me

Do you have any nicknames? not really, tommy, tum, tommy gun, dorothy

Will you need financial aid? yes give me money

Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

I don't really know...maybe I will be able to speak coherently on phatmass


2. Why is photosynthesis the [u][i]2nd[/i][/u] coolest phatmasser ever?

because photo couldn't be as cool as me

[Anastasia13]

Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training
Name: Light and Truth

Gender (select one): female

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes

What voice part do you sing? alto I think

Do you have any friends? yes

Marital Status: single

Is my avatar cool? yes

What's your favorite food? Pepperoni and artichoke heart pizza

What's your main goal in life? to achieve the financial stability to achieve my dreams, travel, study, hopefully humanitarian work

In short, I want to change the world, and in moderate comfort

Do you have any nicknames? Kira, among others

Will you need financial aid? If you charge, yes

Short essays: Coming soon

Edited November 14, 2005 by Light and Truth

[tojo]

Name: Thomas

Gender: male

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes

What voice part do you sing? tenor

Do you have any friends? yes

Marital Status: single

Is my avatar cool? Yeah! It's tabernacle!

What's your favorite food? Katsudon

What's your main goal in life? To kill all the Zombies, thus establishing global Catholic domination.

Do you have any nicknames? Tomasio127

Will you need financial aid? Yes, if you charge.



Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

It will embolden me to quickly and effectively eliminate Zombies, and thereby establish the Global Catholic Dominion.

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

Because her school will help me achieve my goals of killing all the Zombies, and thus establishing global Catholic domination.

[Proud2BCatholic139]

Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training



Name: __Jen______

Gender (select one): male | female - Female

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? yes | no - No

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes | no - Yes

What voice part do you sing? soprano | alto | tenor | bass - Soprano

Do you have any friends? yes | no - Yes

Marital Status: single | married | religious - Single

Is my avatar cool? yes | no- Well, mine is, but I don't know about yours.

What's your favorite food? __Anything Italian?____

What's your main goal in life? _To get to Heaven_____

Do you have any nicknames? _Jen, JenBen, Jenny, Shepard's Little Sister, Shepard, ShepShep, uh, that's about it._____

Will you need financial aid? yes | no - Yes, b/c I have to pay for everything.



Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

To help me grow as a person

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

Um....Actually, I'll tend to disagree with you there. You are a cool PMer, but, I don't rank anyone in being the coolest.

[ardillacid]

[quote name='tomasio127' date='Nov 14 2005, 01:17 AM'][i]Name: Thomas

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

It will embolden me to quickly and effectively eliminate Zombies, and thereby establish the Global Catholic Dominion.

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

Because her school will help me achieve my goals of killing all the Zombies, and thus establishing global Catholic domination.[/i]
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dude we have lots in common

[scardella]

Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training
Name: scardella

Gender (select one): male
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no
Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes
What voice part do you sing? drowning cat
Do you have any friends? a few
Marital Status: single
Is my avatar cool? no
What's your favorite food? lasagna, chocolate chip cookies
What's your main goal in life? to be holy and fulfill my vocation
Do you have any nicknames? yes
Will you need financial aid? yes

Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

I don't know! I haven't had a chance to review the curriculum. Any answer would be speculation. I'm guessing that it will turn me into a newt, but that I will get better.

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

That's a trick question. It operates on the assumption that she is the coolest phatmasser ever. However, I must submit that dUSt is the coolest, since he is the one who made phatmass possible.

[onathing1]

[quote name='Proud2BCatholic139' date='Nov 14 2005, 10:14 AM']Application for Enrollment at the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training

Name: Carol

Gender (select one): male | female - Female

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? yes | no - No

Are you a U.S. Citizen? yes | no - Yes

What voice part do you sing? soprano | alto | tenor | bass - Alto

Do you have any friends? yes | no - Yes

Marital Status: single | married | religious - Single

Is my avatar cool? yes | no- Mine or yours? Cuz mine definately is.

What's your favorite food? Chinese Food definately...i like quasadillas as well

What's your main goal in life? To find true love and to end abortion.

Do you have any nicknames? Ready? Carlo, Calamity Jane, Batman, Mean Girl, Wayne, and I was so rudely nicknamed Nazi because i speak German.

Will you need financial aid? yes | no - I dont think so...I have a job and I've been saving up money so hopefully not.

Short essays:

1. How do you think the Photosynthesis School of Assertiveness Training will change your life?

It will help me in many ways...too numerous to list.

2. Why is photosynthesis the coolest phatmasser ever?

Are you trying to trick me?  ...because answering this question can either make me or break me, therefore I refuse to answer...haha.
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[philothea]

[quote name='scardella' date='Nov 14 2005, 02:19 PM']What voice part do you sing?  drowning cat
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