Didacus Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 [quote name='JP2Iloveyou' date='Nov 20 2005, 05:10 PM']that's exactly right. Think about how absurd it would be to prescribe medicine to someone with the intent of making a PROPERLY FUNCTIONING human system function incorrectly. *Radio announcer voice* "New on the maket today, a miracle drug designed to make the human respiratory system not function correctly. this new drug is being dubbed by the medical community as the savior for all people with healthy lungs. Most scientists claim this new drug will make it impossible to breathe within one minute of use. Now, you too can know what it is like to not have to breathe. No longer will you have to wallow in the tyrannical chains your lungs impose upon your body. Dr. Iman Idiot has informed us that this new drug has been approved by the FDA and will be available for sale within the United States within three months. Just think, three months from now, you will be free of the burden of oxygen!" [snip][right][snapback]795934[/snapback][/right] [/quote]
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