God and the M60 Machine gun

[PadreSantiago]

look i don't think you should trifle with puns, espcially ones of such low caliber.

[journeyman]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Nov 26 2005, 08:24 PM']fellow polack here...half lithuanian.
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excuse me, only 1/8 lithuanian and 1/8 polish . . . the rest is mostly English, with a smattering of Irish and German thrown into the mix . . . I forget, the branch in Vermont may have some French Canadian

[journeyman]

[quote name='PadreSantiago' date='Nov 26 2005, 09:32 PM']look i don't think you should trifle with puns, espcially ones of such low caliber.
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puns will never be considered art or literature . . . and rarely in good taste . . . but I love them anyway

You may fire when ready Gridley!

[ReinnieR]

[quote name='photosynthesis' date='Nov 27 2005, 04:49 AM']guns and tanks and grenades are for losers.  swords and cavalry and lances are where it's at!
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so i'm a loser???

[toledo_jesus]

[quote name='journeyman' date='Nov 26 2005, 11:49 PM']excuse me, only 1/8 lithuanian and 1/8 polish . . . the rest is mostly English, with a smattering of Irish and German thrown into the mix . . . I forget, the branch in Vermont may have some French Canadian


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crud. I have French in me? well that explains my taste for the finer things in life. and the Irish explains my drinking those finer things with reckless abandon.

[philothea]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Nov 27 2005, 01:54 AM']crud.  I have French in me?  well that explains my taste for the finer things in life.  and the Irish explains my drinking those finer things with reckless abandon.
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Huh.

You know, I would've thought these details might have come up for discussion some time prior to a thread on phatmass...

Silly me.

[toledo_jesus]

[quote name='philothea' date='Nov 27 2005, 02:48 AM']Huh.

You know, I would've thought these details might have come up for discussion some time prior to a thread on phatmass...

Silly me.
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my parents never tell me anything...

[journeyman]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Nov 27 2005, 01:34 PM']my parents never tell me anything...
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we did too (did not, did too, did not, did too, not, too) having gotten that out of the way, do you remember a trip to Vermont one summer when we camped out on the pasture? Had that little folding picnic table that disappeared on some scouting campout. That's your mom's father's side of the family. I think you guys did a day trip another time when you were in New Hampshire

I'm not sure if that's just a wing of the family that was married to some French Canadians . . . or if that is our wing . . . your mother could probably clarify, she seems to remember all those convoluted family tree branches

[journeyman]

[quote name='philothea' date='Nov 27 2005, 02:48 AM']Huh.

You know, I would've thought these details might have come up for discussion some time prior to a thread on phatmass...

Silly me.
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math was never a strong point in the male line of our family . . . fractions is where we start to fall of the tracks

[toledo_jesus]

I can do fractions! It's anything beyond remedial algebra that gets me.

[philothea]

You two are cute.

[Guest T-Bone]

[quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Nov 28 2005, 06:45 AM']I can do fractions!  It's anything beyond remedial algebra that gets me.
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I can do fractions, I can do algebra, I can even do trig...

But Calculus make me feel like Ralph Wiggum. "My cat's breath smells like catfood..."

[PadreSantiago]

"I bent my wookie"

"me fail english! That's unpossible!"

Edited November 29, 2005 by PadreSantiago

[philothea]

I am always impressed at how swiftly the pham can turn inflammatory trolling into off topic goofiness.

[journeyman]

Staying on topic is almost as hard as fractions . . . .

[PadreSantiago]

AHEM! As I was the one to start this thread it is my DUTY to bring the thread back on point. GUNS ARE COOL! I love guns, I love going out to the country with my friends and shooting stuff; it's awesome. He has an ak-47, two shotguns, a 22. rifle and a few pistols. It is such a thrill to roll around in the back of this dudes truck with an ak-47 on your lap. We don't even hunt in fact I've never been hunting but there's so much carp on this guys property there's never not something to shoot. The hills like graveyards for electonics and all sorts of durable goods; washing machines and television screens as far as the eye can see. Books, shelves, couches, tires, beds, desks, chairs, boats, trucks, cars it has everything! There's even an old broken down school bus. All this stuff is just piled up everywhere, the only thing is sometimes meth heads will camp out there so we have to run them off or call the local sherrif. I guess my point is that guns are like marijuana and booze, god put them here for our enjoyment!

Edited November 29, 2005 by PadreSantiago

[philothea]

I am afraid you will only find people agreeing with you here...

[Guest T-Bone]

Try shooting the 1 lb propane bottles....its alot of fun, especially if you duct tape a road flare to them...

[PadreSantiago]

[quote name='philothea' date='Nov 29 2005, 02:42 AM']

I am afraid you will only find people agreeing with you here...
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you agree that marijuana should be legalized too?

[philothea]

[quote name='PadreSantiago' date='Nov 29 2005, 01:51 AM']you agree that marijuana should be legalized too?
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Well, actually I do, but I was talking about the love of guns.

(I don't like guns. )