Irregular?

[Matty_boy]

So this is kinda unnecessary, but I thought I'd help a PMer out. You know who you are. Try the Wheaties every morning with "Silk" soy milk and that should help your situation.

dUST - We should start a home remedy board. Home remedies for lonliness, scrupulosity, liberalism, constipation, etc.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

I feel like this was written for me.

Darn upcoming finals and all the stress they put on me...

[homeschoolmom]

Where's the "leaving thread" smiley?

[Thy Geekdom Come]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 5 2005, 10:46 PM']Where's the "leaving thread" smiley?
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That was just for you, HSmom. I hope you enjoyed.

I bet Dave enjoyed.

[scardella]

I just put it in my calendar. That works for me...

[Nathan]

There's this crazy tea that I drink whenever I'm irregular. It's called Body Balance Dieter Tea. I make sure I have the day off and don't have any errands to run when I drink it.

[Matty_boy]

[quote name='Nathan' date='Dec 5 2005, 09:59 PM']There's this crazy tea that I drink whenever I'm irregular. It's called Body Balance Dieter Tea. I make sure I have the day off and don't have any errands to run when I drink it. 
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Not to be confused with the German version "Body Balance Deiter Tea"

[Dave]

Whatever happened to just using a suppository?

Edited December 6, 2005 by Dave

[photosynthesis]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 5 2005, 09:46 PM']Where's the "leaving thread" smiley?
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another good thing is to not drink coffee... easier said than done though!

[Matty_boy]

[quote name='photosynthesis' date='Dec 5 2005, 09:16 PM']another good thing is to not drink coffee...  easier said than done though!
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...or oatmeal, or peanut butter, or glue...

[Cow of Shame]

You know, I just don't scrutinize my turds to determine if they are 'regular' or 'irregular'. Do you look for specific shapes or ingredients?

[cmotherofpirl]

I really don't think anybody should answer that one

[scardella]

sorry, cmom, I had to...

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 6 2005, 07:22 PM']You know, I just don't scrutinize my turds to determine if they are 'regular' or 'irregular'.  Do you look for specific shapes or ingredients?
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Well, i'd be hornswoggled if it were any regular shape. Who ever heard of cubic poo? or dodecahedron poo? I sure haven't! I'm guessing it's regular if it's of uniform natural color and texture. If it's spotty, green, blue, red, etc., then it's irregular.

[Dave]

Oh man, this is really turning into my kind of thread!

Hope y'all remember to wipe good and wash your hands!

[toledo_jesus]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 6 2005, 07:22 PM']You know, I just don't scrutinize my turds to determine if they are 'regular' or 'irregular'.  Do you look for specific shapes or ingredients?
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[DancesforLove]

[quote name='Dave' date='Dec 5 2005, 09:07 PM']Whatever happened to just using a suppository? 
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Yeah as soon as people realised what was meant by suppository people kind of stopped using it lol.

[Brother Adam]

[marielapin]

Another way to stay regular is to eat a bowl of Kashi "Go Lean" every morning. Works like a charm!

[Snarf]

If only Martin Luther had known.

[Matty_boy]

The term "regular" refers to a standard digestion cycle. It's like Everybody Loves Raymond. It comes on REGULARLY, every night at 9:30pm on channel 5. If it came on only once or twice a week, it would be IRREGULAR.