what crazy al... is doin now...

[Aloysius]

I got myself a corn-cob pipe

they had some really really nice pipes there, but they were too expensive so I got a nice cheap corn-cob one for now.

it's pretty cool.

[zabbazooey]

What about a banjo? And a straw hat?


:

[Aloysius]

haha, I got my old man hat... or what some people call a "newsboys' hat"

and what crazy people call "a newsboy hat that girls should wear" :

[zabbazooey]

[dicallidra]

[quote name='Aloysius' date='Dec 13 2005, 08:59 PM']I got myself a corn-cob pipe

they had some really really nice pipes there, but they were too expensive so I got a nice cheap corn-cob one for now.

it's pretty cool.
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do you : as well as

[Aloysius]

not cigarettes... and I'm generally not wearing sunglasses...

[Ave Maria Totus Tuus]

[quote name='Aloysius' date='Dec 13 2005, 09:59 PM']I got myself a corn-cob pipe

they had some really really nice pipes there, but they were too expensive so I got a nice cheap corn-cob one for now.

it's pretty cool.
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You should make a with your new pipe.

[Colleen]

[quote name='Aloysius' date='Dec 13 2005, 09:59 PM']I got myself a corn-cob pipe

they had some really really nice pipes there, but they were too expensive so I got a nice cheap corn-cob one for now.

it's pretty cool.
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Now all you need is a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. :

[Aloysius]

sweet!

[Cow of Shame]

I really like the way that people on this board encourage one another to kill themselves slowly through legal addictive substances.

I wish my real friends cared so much for me. They always suggest a much faster & messier route rather than an extended death from cancer and liver failure.
Jerks.

Edited December 14, 2005 by Cow of Shame

[RC_]

I'm destined for an early demise anyway...the chick that read my palms said so...might as well enjoy life.

[homeschoolmom]

Can you inhale spinach through your pipe like Popeye??

[Aloysius]

lol

you know what even crazier Al is doin nowier?

looking into whether I can put dry ice into my pipe. so far, it appears that if it were done correctly it'd be as safe as drinking a can of pop. :

I think I could make some money off of this idea, dry ice pipe smoking that'd be awesome!

[homeschoolmom]

Dry ice can give you a nasty burn...

[Aloysius]

only if you touch it; by my plan it'll be in the pipe!

[homeschoolmom]

right, just don't touch it. Only you would think of this...

[Aloysius]

lol this is a good idea! one day, I'm gonna have a multi-million dollar dry-ice pipe smoking company... we'll have different flavors and everything... just gotta get it figured out how to put that into the dry ice

it's all the cool scenery of a smoky pipe... plus now the "smoke" will be a nice cold refreshing fog, and there's no laws against it in public places!

[Aloysius]

instead of the cough that smoking could cause as a side effect, you'll be more burpy.

[Aloysius]

I'm calling a local dry ice seller.

this is going to be awesome.

none of you better steal my idea!

[Aloysius]

oh man, I just got a block of dry ice... it's so awesome to smoke the peices of it in my pipe..