Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 The Band-aid(tm) should do the trick. I'm sure the poo-flinging will now be under control. So Festivus is tomorrow. We need to talk about a greivance thread. I have a lot of problems with you people!
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 Actually, I could probably make some nice jewelry out of the crystal monkey poo... How about a nice pair of earrings for Christmas next year...?
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Oooo, I've always wanted crystal monkey poo earrings. Can you make a matching necklace?
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 Oh yeah... ever since I glued that baby back together, he's been pooing like crazy. I could make a fortune. I'm going to try playing around with his diet... see if I can get a variety of crystal colors...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Thankfully you've got that Band-aid (tm) diaper for him so all the poo stays in one place. Try eggplant and see if it turns purple. That is the best color, after all.
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 It is the best color. I'm going to work on birthstones... maybe I can become like the official "class ring" supplier to the homeschooling market...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Ooo, that's brilliant! Maybe you can talk to him about producing different shapes of poo. Princess cut, square cut, brilliant cut, etc. Can he produce opal poo, or only crystalline?
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 So far it's mostly a lot of this: [img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/527691/2/istockphoto_527691_brown_glass_beads.jpg[/img]
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Hmmm, interesting. It already has holes in it for stringing? That's very cool. I think you've hit the gold mine. Too bad I didn't know about the awesome potential of poo production before I gave him away ....
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 Yeah, who knew? As long as he doesn't fling it... that's a no-no...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 Maybe positive reinforcement will help with that. He likes bananas, I think. Maybe you can give him bananas if he doesn't fling the poo.
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 How's production doing this morning? Still high? And we need to pick a name for the monkey. Maybe a name that starts with a J -- jorge, or justin, or jenkins. What do you think?
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 [quote name='Carrie' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:26 AM'] Weirdos [right][snapback]834482[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Join the club! We can all be weirdos together!
Carrie Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:48 AM']Join the club! We can all be weirdos together! [right][snapback]834498[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm not just a member, I'm the president.
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 [quote name='Carrie' date='Dec 23 2005, 10:16 AM'] I'm not just a member, I'm the president. [right][snapback]834505[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm the secretary.
Jaime Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Dec 23 2005, 07:34 AM']How's production doing this morning? Still high? And we need to pick a name for the monkey. Maybe a name that starts with a J -- jorge, or justin, or jenkins. What do you think? [right][snapback]834457[/snapback][/right] [/quote] you're going to name him hot stuff aren't you?
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Posted December 23, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Dec 23 2005, 10:18 AM']you're going to name him hot stuff aren't you? [right][snapback]834509[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I don't know what made you think that. I was leaning toward Jenkins. That's a good name for a poo-flinging chimp.
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Posted December 23, 2005 LOOK! I fed him cranberry juice last night... and this morning... [img]http://www.twin-diamonds.com/pic/rubies.jpg[/img]
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