Why?

[photosynthesis]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 23 2005, 03:17 PM']Yes, yes you did.
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I suppose being broke is good for something...

[Jaime]

I love Victoria's Secret!!

The Mall of America has 7 Victoria's Secret shops and I always wonder


Why so few?

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Dec 23 2005, 01:31 PM']I love Victoria's Secret!!

The Mall of America has 7 Victoria's Secret shops and I always wonder
Why so few?
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Oh it does not! It only has two...

[scardella]

So, what is Victoria's secret anyway? And why does she have two at the Mall of America?

Some things are probably best left unanswered.

[azaelia]

[quote name='scardella' date='Dec 23 2005, 03:07 PM']So, what is Victoria's secret anyway?  And why does she have two at the Mall of America?

Some things are probably best left unanswered. 
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It's the new Push-Up Without Padding....it pushes up without any padding


But I never told you that

[philothea]

(Free advice.)

I have learned that when shopping at Victoria's Secret, bringing along a bunch of 19 year old guys is not especially helpful.

Just FYI.

[azaelia]

[quote name='philothea' date='Dec 23 2005, 09:15 PM'](Free advice.)

I have learned that when shopping at Victoria's Secret, bringing along a bunch of 19 year old guys is not especially helpful.

Just FYI.
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Mostly because we have to keep telling them to stop touching the mannequins and "No, they're not for sale."

[annie]

I hate their ads on TV. My son is so embarrassed when they come on, and it is like soft porn. And why does every perfume have to have the word 'sexy' in it? My dtr loves the 'So Sexy' and I just cannot see why it can't be called 'So Beautiful' ....

I do like the fact they finally went back to the bigger sizes, though. For a while there they stopped at D....

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 08:19 PM']"Authentic crystal ape poo jewelry. Non-flung."(tm)

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How do you get apes to [mod] edited for language - Az [/mod]crystalline poo?

Besides, animal feces as jewelry is hardly a new concept. I've seen a special on how this one dude makes jewelry out of quail droppings (sorry, couldn't find a webpage)...

[journeyman]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 23 2005, 02:13 PM']It's the new Push-Up Without Padding....it pushes up without any padding
But I never told you that 

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Does it come in stripes?



[quote name='philothea' date='Dec 23 2005, 08:15 PM']  (Free advice.)

I have learned that when shopping at Victoria's Secret, bringing along a bunch of 19 year old guys is not especially helpful.

Just FYI

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I may need to check with hot stuff, but I don't think 19 is the absolute ceiling for when a guy is not especially helpful in Victoria's Secret.

unhelpful at any age ???

[photosynthesis]

why would a guy be caught dead in Victoria's Secret?

EDIT: oh, now i know.

[scardella]

[quote name='photosynthesis' date='Dec 26 2005, 10:29 PM']why would a guy be caught dead in Victoria's Secret?
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Because he can't run away

[phatcatholic]

[quote name='azaelia' date='Dec 22 2005, 11:54 PM']Why is Victoria's Secret the BUSIEST store in the mall during the holidays?? Why can't people just get the concept behind "GIFT boxes"?? Why can't people realize that when I say I can't do returns, I'm not just being mean...I really CAN'T?? And WHY am I always the cashier who gets saddled with the woman who decided to shop for her entire extended family and her college roomate's extended family in one shopping trip...who asks for four separate gift receipts for four separate gifts...needs [b]seven[/b] gift boxes, a $100 gift card, and an account lookup for her Angel's card...and then forgets to tell me her address has changed until AFTER I've entered it twice and been transferred to a representative...all whilst the line behind her grows until it covers the length of the store and beyond???

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[quote name='Fides_et_Ratio' date='Dec 23 2005, 03:20 PM']I think the bookstore is the busiest store in the mall, hands down.

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i wanna work in a bookstore!!!


[quote name='philothea' date='Dec 23 2005, 10:15 PM'](Free advice.)

I have learned that when shopping at Victoria's Secret, bringing along a bunch of 19 year old guys is not especially helpful.

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haha, good call


[quote name='photosynthesis' date='Dec 27 2005, 12:29 AM']why would a guy be caught dead in Victoria's Secret?

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haha!!

[phatcatholic]

btw, i've already informed amy that i refuse to stop by her work................................well, ok, maybe i will if i go like this --> or like this -->

[Cow of Shame]

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Can I come along? I want to see you completely offend the fat chick that decides to come in & sees you cowering in horror....apparently at the thought of her wearing....well, whatever it is that she.....well, yeah.

Ok, now I'm horrified.