Minnesota's wierdos for Governor

[thessalonian]

First we had Jesse the Body up here as Guv. Now it's Jonathon the Impaler Vampire.

I've seen him on the news a couple of times on the news. It really seems he is serious. He and his wife are wacked.

[url="http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html"]http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html[/url]

I should warn you. If you are deeply offended by sacralidgeous talk don't enter. Nothing profane, just things like "I hate God".

Edited January 16, 2006 by thessalonian

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='thessalonian' date='Jan 16 2006, 12:32 PM']Now it's Jonathon the Impaler Vampire.
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Just calling him a vampire is like calling King Kong a 'monkey'. Check this out from his site:

"I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares"

Definite points for honesty. He loses some for spelling 'magical' with a K, though.

lol

Edited January 16, 2006 by Cow of Shame

[heavenseeker]

What the heck? He is crazy! and im not talking the good kind of crazy.

[homeschoolmom]

Yeah, what a nutcase. Exactly what are the planks of his party's platform...?

[Jaime]

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jan 16 2006, 04:41 PM']Yeah, what a nutcase. Exactly what are the planks of his party's platform...?
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He said that he will impale terrorists on the state capitol lawn

[Jaime]

It didn't list if he was pro life or not

[homeschoolmom]

Remind me to stay out of St. Paul...

[homeschoolmom]

When this became public, his wife (or girlfriend or whatever) lost her job as a school bus driver... Her services were "no longer needed."

She was in tears... She's not a vampire... she's only a witch...

[philothea]

Is there something special about Minnesota's laws that makes it very easy to run for governor?

I know a MN writer who ran for governor to get out of having to meet a deadline...

[homeschoolmom]

Yeah, I think it's fairly simple...

[Jaime]

Ok I was kidding around about whether he was pro life or not but he says that he is "totally against abortion as a form of birth control"

[homeschoolmom]

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[Sojourner]

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It is a shocker, isn't it? hot stuff is always so serious.

[thessalonian]

Interestingly enough I was listening to Fr. Donald Calloway's conversion story last night on VHS. Incredible! Complete drug addict, derelict, theif, hates his mother, looser turned Catholic priest. There are similarities in appearance between this guy and Fr. Calloway in his previous life (fr. Calloway did look worse.). Perhaps the most amazing conversion story I've heard, including Fr. Corapi's which is incredible as well. If God can turn him around he can turn around anyone. Let's pray for this guy.

Edited January 16, 2006 by thessalonian

[thessalonian]

I see they have an address for him. Perhaps we should pool our resources and buy him and his wife some flowers and a "get well soon" card.

[God the Father]

Is this guy a former pro wrestler?

[Jaime]

He's making a comeback next month in a local farm league

[Fidei Defensor]

What the freak? There's no better way to bring in the voters like saying "I hate God the father"...

Ave maria..

[God the Father]

[quote name='fidei defensor' date='Jan 16 2006, 05:30 PM'] "I hate God the father"...
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Seriously, who does this guy think he is? I'm not making judgments about him....really, I've never even met the guy, I haven't done anything to him.

[catholicinsd]

Well, Minnestota isn't exactly known for being a smart state. Yabetcha