New, funny phatmass t-shirts. 2 WEEKS ONLY SALE!

[dUSt]

Okay, so I have a t-shirt heat press machine on loan for two weeks from a co-worker. I'm going to test it out and see if phatmass should invest in it's own t-shirt heat press machine.

The following designs (and any other designs that are submitted or thought of) will be available in the phatmass store for 2 WEEKS ONLY. It'll be white t-shirts, but you'll be able to select the color of the print yourself.

Here's a design that let's everyone know that the pope is the boss:
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/shotcaller_thumb.gif[/img]

[color=red](changed from original because Eve is cool) [/color]This should start some good theological discussion:
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/yourmom_thumb.gif[/img]

For all you pirates:
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/pirate_thumb.gif[/img]

And Texans:
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/texas_thumb.gif[/img]

And finally, a very deep t-shirt that will convince all your athiest friends to believe in God:
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/jesusisgod_thumb.gif[/img]
The captions read,
[b]Man[/b]: "Jesus, how do I know that you're really God?
[b]Jesus:[/b]: "Because I knew you were just going to ask me that."

New one just added (Tuesday):
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/righton.gif[/img]

And a pro-life one (added Tuesday):
[img]http://www.phatmass.com/prolife.gif[/img]

[Era Might]

I would recommend against the second one. Adam and Eve are considered Saints.

Edited January 23, 2006 by Era Might

[dUSt]

[quote name='Era Might' date='Jan 23 2006, 12:15 PM']I would recommend against the second one. Adam and Eve are considered Saints.
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I didn't know that. Where you learn that from?

[RemnantRules]

LOL...Yessss to the last one!!! I remember when we came up with that one. I'll def. buy that one.

[Era Might]

[quote name='dUSt' date='Jan 23 2006, 02:20 PM']I didn't know that. Where you learn that from?
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Their Feast day is December 24th:

[url="http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/day1224.htm"]http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/day1224.htm[/url]

[url="http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainta17.htm"]http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainta17.htm[/url]

[url="http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainte15.htm"]http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainte15.htm[/url]

[Theoketos]

Plus both are my mom.

[RemnantRules]

Hey Dust how can we order them?

[dUSt]

[quote name='RemnantRules' date='Jan 23 2006, 12:34 PM']Hey Dust how can we order them?
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I'm going to get them online tonight, hopefully.

[Ash Wednesday]

I love the last one. LOL...

[sweetpea316]

Those are brilliant!

[OLAM Dad]

How much? I'd like a couple of the Texas Catholic ones, maybe a Shot Caller too. Hmmm... it looks like I'm in line for a volume discount.

[Dust's Sister]

dust! u need to make one that says...

I rap for Christ

for all da Catholic rappers out there.

[Dust's Sister]

Hey, since you'll only have it for two weeks, what about people customizing their own t-shirts? Like I want mine to say..

[font="Impact"]Dust's Sister[/font]
from

Phatmass.com

hehe

[EcceNovaFacioOmni]

That first one is cool.

[Marieteresa]

Sweetness! These t-shrits rock!

[Vatican Ninja]

Yo man, those shirts lookin soo fresh.

Edited January 24, 2006 by Vatican Ninja

[Vatican Ninja]

you should Hook Jesus up to Condensor mic and put Ze Prayer for the Blessing of Mics on the back of Shirt.

Edited January 24, 2006 by Vatican Ninja

[Laurentina1975]

I like the "shot caller" one. :

[Dust's Sister]

how about one that says

ABORTION KILLS.

[Extra ecclesiam nulla salus]

those shirts are nice!