Paphnutius Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 There is a difference between the historical Christ and the Christ of faith. I am sorry, but that one really gets me. When you approach the Bible with such a predisposition good things will be scant.
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 “As to Jesus of Nazareth, [...] I have...some Doubts as to his Divinity. [...] I see no harm, however, in its being believed [...] I do not perceive, that the Supreme takes it amiss, by distinguishing the Unbelievers...with any peculiar Marks of his Displeasure....” -Benjamin Franklin
Didacus Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 I can't even bring myself to repeat the dumbest things I've heard on Jesus. The dumbest I can bring myself to repeat is that he didn't exist.
photosynthesis Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 the dumbest thing I have ever heard someone say about Jesus was that he "probably was pro-choice."
Fidei Defensor Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 31 2006, 08:23 PM']I can't even bring myself to repeat the dumbest things I've heard on Jesus. The dumbest I can bring myself to repeat is that he didn't exist. [right][snapback]871514[/snapback][/right] [/quote] That'd be one of them at the top of my list.. Silly atheists.
missionseeker Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 I didn't hear this but a close friend told me. Her class was doing a project on the Jews in Jesus' time and she was drawing a picture of Christ and someone said " Why are you drawing Jesus?" "Because He was a Jew" "No He wasn't, He was Southern Baptist" no joke.
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Jesus= Snake handler Holly Roller
cmotherofpirl Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 he was a good man with interesting ideas - but very impractical
ReinnieR Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 [quote name='fidei defensor' date='Feb 1 2006, 05:25 AM']That'd be one of them at the top of my list.. Silly atheists. [right][snapback]871570[/snapback][/right] [/quote] yup that's one of them too for me and also when they deny his divinity
ReinnieR Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 [quote name='missionseeker' date='Feb 1 2006, 05:25 AM']I didn't hear this but a close friend told me. Her class was doing a project on the Jews in Jesus' time and she was drawing a picture of Christ and someone said " Why are you drawing Jesus?" "Because He was a Jew" "No He wasn't, He was Southern Baptist" no joke. [right][snapback]871571[/snapback][/right] [/quote] WHAT?! and to think that these people are actually serious about this
Krostandt Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 PG-13 post Friend trying to rationalize his behaviour Well, Jesus did hang out with the tax payers and Prostitutes, and he had a lot of Wine." -What are you saying Joe? "Well, he probably was a lot closer to us than we think and banging. . . -Joe, Jesus was not getting trashed on weekends and b*****g broads.
Old_Joe Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 "Jesus was a homosexual, because he never married, the Apostles were men, etc."
Lounge Daddy Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 "if Jesus would have had better arch support they wouldnt have caught Him so easily." -- Homer Simpson
Lounge Daddy Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='Feb 1 2006, 01:40 AM']"Jesus was a homosexual, because he never married, the Apostles were men, etc." [right][snapback]871783[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ehhh - ive heard that one also... it makes me wanna puke
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