curtins Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 whats up with all these chuck norris jokes. they're really lame and starting to bug me. and everyone is saying them. ppl forget that chuck noriss is a real person too and should be respected. Whereas jack bower is not a real person so u can say stuff like "jack bower doesnt kill terrorists, he eats them" The only time jack bower sleeps is when hes nocked unconscience by a terrorist or faking his own death.
Ash Wednesday Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 Norris himself said he found some of the jokes amusing, and others just plain weird. It won't last... but still -- what a bizarre fad!
HomeTeamFamily Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 personally, i think they are really funny
Ash Wednesday Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 I love old school 80s martial arts stuff. Karate Kid, Cobra Kai, Chuck Norris, Van Damme, Steve Segal...
CatholicCid Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris also counted to infinity... twice Edited February 5, 2006 by CatholicCid
ninjakyle Posted February 5, 2006 Posted February 5, 2006 he could probably count to negative infinity rather quickly
curtins Posted February 5, 2006 Author Posted February 5, 2006 The reason i try not to participate in them is cause I thought they might be like sinful ( speaking ill of another pesron behind their back) but if norris finds them funny and doesnt mind.....
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Lil Red Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 i contend that it was Conan O'Brien that started this trend
Era Might Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck reps the Bible. I'm sure he can forgive an enemy or two. Not before a swift roundhouse kick to the face, of course.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is the 4th Magi, giving Jesus the gift of beard which he proudly wore to his dying day. Jealous of Norris the 3 Magi excluded him from the bible. the 3 Magi were later on found dead due to roundhouse related insidents.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) [mod]sorry, this one was not age appropriate for this phorum.[/mod] Edited March 31, 2006 by Lil Red
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Lil Red' date='Mar 30 2006, 06:27 PM']i contend that it was Conan O'Brien that started this trend [right][snapback]928836[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Agreed... The whole Chuck Norris level thing They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris does not hunt. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris kills.
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