ardillacid Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 I would kill myself if I were descended from the French
Theoketos Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Apr 6 2006, 08:41 PM']I would kill myself if I were French [right][snapback]938401[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I think it is a universal Phorum consesus that your are Norman.
toledo_jesus Posted April 7, 2006 Author Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Theoketos' date='Apr 6 2006, 10:40 PM']HAHA Corn fields. Fine, it is more then stupid it is harmful, I will not condone it. Try again, Let us unite against boringness and nothingness. [right][snapback]938397[/snapback][/right] [/quote] You mean unite against [i]ennui[/i]? That stupid French malaise? I'm down with that, as long as we keep the words "stupid French."
Theoketos Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 I guess that is ok, and as I am sure Snarf can tell us the comprimise is made because the order of the words, Stupid and French, mean that it is seperately Stupid and French. That is to say: It is a stupid thing essentially or by definition. It is a stupid French thing accidently. I hate all purposely stupid French things. I still Love the French and pray for thier conversion.
ardillacid Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 "I would rather have a german division in front of me than a French one behind me" ~Patton
toledo_jesus Posted April 7, 2006 Author Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Theoketos' date='Apr 6 2006, 10:58 PM']I guess that is ok, and as I am sure Snarf can tell us the comprimise is made because the order of the words, Stupid and French, mean that it is seperately Stupid and French. That is to say: It is a stupid thing essentially or by definition. It is a stupid French thing accidently. I hate all purposely stupid French things. I still Love the French and pray for thier conversion. [right][snapback]938465[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Good. Now, the stupid French Socialism. Let's bash that.
ardillacid Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 "Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordian"~gen. shwarzkopf (sp)
Snarf Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 That quote was actually said by Jed Babbin, although I've also heard of Lewis Black saying it so I don't know which of the two originated it. Theo: you'd have a point if it was spoken something about "France and its stupidity". Exemplia gratia, if someone said "I hate France and its stupidity", there would be the clear indication that the body of France is hated, although it is so on account of its stupidity. You couldn't manipulate in the English language the fact that only the element of French stupidity is hated.
Cow of Shame Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Apr 6 2006, 01:25 PM']I have a [b]weakness[/b] for all things [b]French[/b] [/quote] Funny you should use those two words in the same sentence.
Peccator Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) [b]Sac le blue ![/b]How dare you speak ill of the French Republic! [img]http://www.nga.gov/kids/napoleon/n-full400.jpg[/img] Viva La France! Edited April 7, 2006 by Peccator
ZenBlue Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='dairygirl4u2c' date='Apr 6 2006, 09:28 PM']Dude, it's just a joke thread, no one's serious...[right][snapback]938222[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Not a very funny joke, is it? I wonder if I started an American bashing 'joke' thread, what would the reaction be? Xenophobia and racism are two apples from the same tree. The name of the tree is 'Hate'... it's a very short trip. Check yourself. Evil loves to hide in clothing made of 'humor'. Diligo vestri vicinus ut vos diligo vestri.
ZenBlue Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='notardillacid' date='Apr 6 2006, 10:41 PM']I would kill myself if I were French [right][snapback]938401[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Wow, what an enlightened point of view. I'm sure Jesus would be very proud of you.
Peccator Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) Yes, its indeed strange that Americans overall feel so ambivalent toward the French, especially keeping in mind the French were the only one's to support them in the American Revolution (and statue of Liberty is a gift from the French). Edited April 7, 2006 by Peccator
Fidei Defensor Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 Go type 'french military victories' into Google, and press "I'm feeling lucky"
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='Snarf' date='Apr 6 2006, 07:11 PM']Si on veut parler propre, on doit dire "Vive [b]la[/b] France". ...and yet that's probably got some mistake in it. [right][snapback]938204[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No my thundercat friend, that is precisely how it should be said.
Peccator Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='fidei defensor' date='Apr 7 2006, 12:12 PM']Go type 'french military victories' into Google, and press "I'm feeling lucky" [right][snapback]938719[/snapback][/right] [/quote]I am aware of that. The guys from Google seemed to have forgotten about a short little corsian who nearly conquered the entire Europe using the French army.
Deeds Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) [quote name='toledo_jesus' date='Apr 7 2006, 02:27 AM']you do know that under their current center right socialist government job security was such that employers could NOT fire anyone within the first couple years? So, they would not hire many people because they were stuck with them. That's why the stupid French are rioting. This thread is not about defending the French, it's about bashing them. Now get with the program. [right][snapback]938346[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Centre right socialist is an oxymoron. Of course they could fire people. Just not for [b]no reason[/b] during the first [b]two years[/b] of employment. This will create a two year job cycle, where companies hire young graduates on a two year contract and instead of renewing the contract, hire more fresh graduates for peanuts. You're all gun-toting obese Americans who watch Fox News and don't know anything about world affairs that take place outside your little USA-shaped bubbles. Oh wait, it's bad to say something like that, but it's ok to bash the French. My mistake. Edited April 7, 2006 by Deeds
stuckinamo Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 aw, les français sont vraiment chouette! j'ai un ami qui habite à paris. il l'aime beaucoup. Pas tous les français aiment se disputer!!!!
Didacus Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 [quote name='stuckinamo' date='Apr 7 2006, 04:27 AM']aw, les français sont vraiment chouette! j'ai un ami qui habite à paris. il l'aime beaucoup. Pas tous les français aiment se disputer!!!! [right][snapback]938724[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Plutot les francais aiment faire l'amour, mais de nos jours cette notion se perd a travers les distances et le folklore. C'est vrai que la France a des difficulters de ces jours-ci, et que ces difficulters sont de ses propres fautes. J'ai peur pour le future de ma mere patrie; je revoit la revolution revivre avec empleur tout aussi terrible que 200 ans jadis, et un resultat funeste. La somme de la theology de liberation a fait sont, le poison vas causer l'emputation du bras et je pris que le coeur survivras.
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