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The Anti Christ Is Already Born


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Firstly, the opening post pretty much is the whole plot to the "Left Behind" series,

Secondly, you dont want to be stung by the man o war... i was snorkelling in Maui on my honeymoon when i was stung and endured great pain & sickness for a few hours.

Peace,

Rob

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MissScripture

[quote name='Rod' post='1187598' date='Feb 7 2007, 01:40 PM']
But pray tell...... why are the nominations for the Anti Christ ALL male????
[/quote]
That's kind of a good question. Because if this is supposed to be the OPPOSITE of Christ, and Christ was male, shouldn't it be a female?

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[quote name='MissScripture' post='1187697' date='Feb 7 2007, 05:45 PM']
That's kind of a good question. Because if this is supposed to be the OPPOSITE of Christ, and Christ was male, shouldn't it be a female?[/quote]Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog?


Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...

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catholimaniac

[quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM']
Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog?
Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...
[/quote]

Which me reminds me of the joke: What does an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic do?

Stays up all night contemplating dog.

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[quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 05:09 PM']
Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog?
Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...
[/quote]

hahahaa that made me laugh.

Lets go back through time...

God created man
then woman out of man

Woman led man to sin.
Christ brought salvation back to man

It's only obvious that woman will yet again lead to the fall of man.
This is something only Christ can fix.

Therefore, to solve this problem there is only one obvious solution, exterminate all women.

I think i could get paid doing this.

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[quote name='Rod' post='1187598' date='Feb 7 2007, 02:40 PM']
But pray tell...... why are the nominations for the Anti Christ ALL male????
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Because Hillary doesn't want us to know The Truth! ;)

[quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM']
Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...
[/quote]
Like I said . . .

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cathoholic_anonymous

Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.

I don't fancy Satan's chances, myself.

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[quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM']
Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.
[/quote]
Much like your typical anti-Christian liberal . . .

;)

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We need more anti-Christ threads. :)

[quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM']
Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.[/quote]This is another deception of the devil. He makes you think that a Portuguese man o' war is a jellyfish; but, actually, it's a [i]siphonophora[/i]. Tricky devil...

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[quote name='musturde' post='1187822' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:21 PM']

Therefore, to solve this problem there is only one obvious solution, exterminate all women.

I think i could get paid doing this.
[/quote]

ORRRR..

We could exterminate everyone that is not an active phatmasser... And maybe even some suspicious pm'ers. Dust could decide that.

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[quote]Because Hillary doesn't want us to know The Truth!


QUOTE(Mateo el Feo @ Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM)

Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...


Like I said . . .[/quote]


Cruel.... so cruel

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