The Anti Christ Is Already Born

[cathoholic_anonymous]

Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.

I don't fancy Satan's chances, myself.

[Socrates]

[quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM']
Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.
[/quote]
Much like your typical anti-Christian liberal . . .

[Mateo el Feo]

We need more anti-Christ threads.

[quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM']
Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.[/quote]This is another deception of the devil. He makes you think that a Portuguese man o' war is a jellyfish; but, actually, it's a [i]siphonophora[/i]. Tricky devil...

[prose]

[quote name='musturde' post='1187822' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:21 PM']

Therefore, to solve this problem there is only one obvious solution, exterminate all women.

I think i could get paid doing this.
[/quote]

ORRRR..

We could exterminate everyone that is not an active phatmasser... And maybe even some suspicious pm'ers. Dust could decide that.

Edited February 8, 2007 by prose

[SJRod55]

[quote]Because Hillary doesn't want us to know The Truth!


QUOTE(Mateo el Feo @ Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM)

Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog...


Like I said . . .[/quote]


Cruel.... so cruel

[123]

Honestly, if we keep trying to look for this Anti-Christ fellow, we are most certainly not going to find him. Christians really need to stop trying to tell the future with current events, it really is full of rubbish. Our minds should be focused on God, not the next current that will bring Armageddon.


Christ also told us it would be foolish to not only predict the end of the world, but try and look forward to it.

[quote][b]36"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.[/b] 37As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.[/quote]Matthew 24:36-39

[catholimaniac]

[quote name='GloriaIesusChristi' post='1188410' date='Feb 8 2007, 01:22 PM']
Honestly, if we keep trying to look for this Anti-Christ fellow, we are most certainly not going to find him. Christians really need to stop trying to tell the future with current events, it really is full of rubbish. Our minds should be focused on God, not the next current that will bring Armageddon.
Christ also told us it would be foolish to not only predict the end of the world, but try and look forward to it.

Matthew 24:36-39
[/quote]

You mean it's not Bill Gates?

[SJRod55]

We were told we would not know the time.... I guess if it was God's intention he would have been quite clear on the time and place. Therefore perhaps there is a very good reason we have not been told!

And NO ... its not Bill Gates. Without him we would not have Phatmass perhaps! Perhaps Mr Gates is just a fallen angel rather than the Anti Christ