dairygirl4u2c Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 [quote]2 Kings 2:23-24 "Elisha Is Jeered 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesfanatic04 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 [img]http://www.nataliedee.com/050605/bear-danger.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Like Stephen Colbert, I'm afraid of bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heshmafluff Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Bears are exciting...I wouldn't want to face one though, except at the zoo. I don't know if it was very just...how insulting was the term back in the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I think the issue was to show the seriousness of mocking a prophet of God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelF Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 [quote]2 Kings 2:23-24 "Elisha Is Jeered 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."[/quote] Pwnd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 [quote name='MichaelF' post='1323717' date='Jul 10 2007, 10:50 PM']Pwnd.[/quote] lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 An atheist was walking in the woods one day and happened upon the biggest meanest hungriest grizzly ever. As the bear charged, the atheist dropped to his knees and cried out to God to save him. Time suddenly froze around him and he heard a booming voice: "This is God. Don't you think it is kind of hypocritical to call on me NOW? You have ignored my call all your life, but now, when it all comes down to this, you call on me?" The atheist thought about this for a moment and agreed: "Yes. I can see your point. How about if you do something for the bear instead. Can you make it a Christian?" Immediately came the reply: "Done!" As time started again, the atheist looked back to the bear and saw it down on it's knees, paws folded together, and saying "Bless me Lord and these thy gifts which I am about to receive..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggyjoan Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Question. Which is the most dangerous type of bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 [quote name='iggyjoan' post='1325905' date='Jul 12 2007, 12:48 PM']Question. Which is the most dangerous type of bear?[/quote] Hungry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggyjoan Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 False. It's a black bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 a HUNGRY black bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggyjoan Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 never mind. i was seeing if anybody recognized my "The Office" referenace. and yes I know I spelled 'referance' wrong. look i'll show you [url="http://youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tojo Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 (edited) Those youths should've taken lessons bear defense from [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dopLg4SqzpA"]John West[/url]. Edited July 12, 2007 by tomasio127 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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