Black Market

[willguy]

:ph34r: Aloysius thinks that there is no black market on PM. Well, he's wrong. We've got anything you need. You ask we supply. The one-stop-shop for revolutionaries. We ship to all 50 states, canada, Mexico, and Puerto Rico. If you want it delivered elsewhere, we can always smuggle it to ya, but its gonna cost... :ph34r:

[Aloysius]

:huh: nice imagination

too bad the black market doesn't exist :cool:

[willguy]

sure it doesn't :ph34r:

[willguy]

c'mon peeps, someone needs to buy something. I've got quite a few "reputable" men that I owe a nice sum of money to, and they don't give extentions in payment, if you get my drift.

[rachael]

i dunno, a kidney? :whistle:

[willguy]

one kidney, 250 phatdollars.

[rachael]

*slips the 250 under the table*

[rachael]

can i have some chicken fingers, too?

[rachael]

can i have some chicken fingers, too?

[willguy]

5 phatdollars. (I don't even want to know what you are going to do with the two of these, but we have a "don't ask, don't tell, don't mention me when you're on trial" policy.

[rachael]

5 phatdollars. (I don't even want to know what you are going to do with the two of these, but we have a "don't ask, don't tell, don't mention me when you're on trial" policy.

*slips more money*

hey, a girl's gotta eat! :banana:

[willguy]

Pleasure doing business with you.

[rachael]

anytime

[mammo]

by chance could raise my post count........ or at least can i have a mountain Dew? :D

[tobk2000]

O fun... this is what i need... lets see i have a lot of stuff:

1: Nukes

2: Lasers

3: an army of evil robots (are those purhcased individually or in bulk)

4: A secluded island, perferablly int he shape of a skull or something, where i can base my mad scientist/revolution out of... :)

[willguy]

Post counts are out of my control. While we are trying to extend our power over this, we currently are not able to control such measures.

We can, however, help you "Do the Dew" for a mere 2 phatdollars

[mammo]

i dunno that is a lot of money but.........

fine here it is

[willguy]

Let's see.

Now, I'm not sure how many of each you want, so you'll have to tell me so we can discuss prices, but I'm sure for a rebel leader such as yourself we can come to a reasonable agreement on the cost.

[tobk2000]

lets see.... i was thinking about 2 nukes.... maybe 10000 p$ each?

lasers... very high powered... maybe 8 for 200 p$

robots.. i was hoping to buy around 150 of them in bulk, so maybe 1000 p$ total..

and i dunno how much the island is... none of the pictures are working os i can't tell...

[rachael]

oh....i almost forgot-

i need a helmet