the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Posted February 21, 2004 Josephine runs outside the church and yells, "Someone call an ambulance! Father Jim Passed Out." It so happened that the city of Lawrence in Wisconsin, has only one ambulance and it was out on another call. So Jospehine...
Colleen Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 who was a nice old lady who drove a Cadillac, asks someone to help her get Father Jim in her car. Then she drives at 90 miles an hour (pretty good for a little old lady) to Milwaukee. But on the way to the hospital...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Posted February 21, 2004 She get's hit by another car. Father Jim who was laying in the back without his seatbelt, flung up and went through the windshield. An ambulance came and said that Father Jim had a heart attack. Josephine was arrested for murder, since she was hauling a dead body. After she was taken to the police station for questioning she...
Lounge Daddy Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 …Was thought to have murdered the priest, who was assumed to be deceased …
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Posted February 21, 2004 After the assumption was made Fr. Jim was dead, he was taken to the mortuary. When they were putting the embombing fluid in Fr. Jim, he awoke and asked, "What are you doing?" The undertaker said...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Posted February 21, 2004 Just to let you all know, I'm copying and pasting everything into Word and when were finished, I will post the whole story in one whole thing.
IcePrincessKRS Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 "Hooooly mother of pearl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Posted February 21, 2004 Fr. Jim jumped up and said, "I like sleeping with a rosary wrapped around my hand." The undertaker replied...
NewReformation Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 Hmmm...this is the first time I've seen a zombie with a rosary. And then he proceeded to take out his bone saw...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 (edited) do you think you're doing, my child? Are you out of your mind? Don't you see that I'm alive by the fact that... Edited February 21, 2004 by Raphael
Colleen Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 I'm able to pray my Rosary?" he asked. The undertaker was just about to start sawing when...
Spiritual_Arsonist Posted February 22, 2004 Posted February 22, 2004 Whipped out a flame-thrower and set the undertaker on fire. He jumped around all over the place screaming, "...
the_rev Posted February 22, 2004 Author Posted February 22, 2004 (Father Jim) gets up and gives him the annoiting of the sick. After Fr. Jim gave him the annoiting the undertaker...
rachael Posted February 22, 2004 Posted February 22, 2004 Whipped out a flame-thrower and set the undertaker on fire. He jumped around all over the place screaming, "... :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
rachael Posted February 22, 2004 Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) he tried to stop the blazing inferno. but.... Edited February 22, 2004 by rachael
the_rev Posted February 22, 2004 Author Posted February 22, 2004 The fire wouldn't go out! The fire alarm went off it started a whole bunch of commotion. When the fire truck was close to the funeral home the firetruck...
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