Yo Momma!

[picchick]

I was never good at the bad ones so I don't think I'll be good at the good ones. But I'll give it a try. You all can ridicule me later

Yo momma is so awesome, after meeting her I had to wear a veil to keep from blinding everybody.












oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

[Justin86]

[Cure of Ars]

Yo mama is so fair, she is on the Supreme Court.

[MIKolbe]

Yo momma's so nice, I said it twice, I said it twice.

[Justin86]

Cure, that was an insult.

Your momma's so awesome she kicked Ted Kennedy's ass on the Senate floor-- live on CSPAN!

[MIKolbe]

yo momma's so smart, she hasn't been hannitized....

[picchick]

yo momma's so cute, she makes bunnies cry.

[MIKolbe]

yo momma's so pretty, it ain't mabeline!

[Cure of Ars]

Yo mama so wise she figured out the age old question of the number of licks it took to get to the center of Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

[MIKolbe]

yo momma's so smart, she found out that Pi IS repeating!

[StColette]

[quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote]

ROFL

[url="http://www.cliffsnotes.com/WileyCDA/LitNote/Oedipus-Trilogy-Oedipus-the-King-About-the-Play-A-Brief-Synopsis.id-100,pageNum-8.html"]Oedipus Cliff Notes[/url]

[Cure of Ars]

Yo mama is so good, they changed the award to the yo mama peace prize.

[MIKolbe]

yo momma's so smart, she found the square root of -1 WITHOUT using [i]i[/i]

Edited May 4, 2008 by MIkolbe

[Thy Geekdom Come]

Yo mamma's got such good design sense she painted your sista's room with ponies that eat rainbows and mushy mud pie butterflies.

Guess that movie!

[Thy Geekdom Come]

Yo mamma's so sweet she hasn't told you yet that the "real" Fluffy died when you were three!

[Thy Geekdom Come]

Okay...gotta be nice to the moms...so, making sure to remain completely charitable to the mother...

Yo momma's so patient she hasn't kicked your lazy worthless bum out of the house yet!

[rachael]

i can't do this.

[Cure of Ars]

Yo mama is so tuff that she scares Chuck Norris!

[Seven77]

Yo momma is so holy that she levitates at Mass!

[Dust's Sister]

[quote name='Greyhawk' post='1518073' date='May 4 2008, 07:01 AM']Yo momma is so phat, she's an admin at phatmass.com.[/quote]

hahahahaha

[quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1518285' date='May 4 2008, 11:26 AM']Yo mama is so tuff that she scares Chuck Norris![/quote]

lmbo!....



I'll try one

Yo' Momma's such a good cooker that she had a restaurant named Momma's Kitchen, and gave out free tacos, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,.