Justin86 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 The name of the chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's in our lakes, our reservoirs, it's even coming out of our kitchen taps right now. Plastics companies, energy companies, styrofoam manufacturers... they all use it. Excess exposure can cause frequent urination, sweating, and even death in some extreme cases. WE NEED TO BAN THIS DANGEROUS CHEMICAL!!! Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, di-hydrogen oxide is chemically related to notorious toxic and caustic substances such as sodium hydroxide (AKA "Lye", the active ingredient in Drano!). Hydrogen hydroxide is responsible for thousands of deaths each year- in 2004, 3308 people in the USA were killed by hydrogen hydroxide. 65% of these were small children. Hydrogen hydroxide is responsible for most of the corrosion of metals, and is the prime cause of the deterioration of housing. It is estimated that eliminating hydrogen hydroxide from our environment would save more than $700 billion per year in housing-repair costs. Hydrogen hydroxide causes billions of dollars in damage each month, to roads, buildings, public infrastructure, airports, hospitals, and animal-shelters. The damage to New Orleans due to hydrogen hydroxide contamination after Hurricane Katrina was the single most expensive factor that had to be dealt with in the aftermath of that disaster. Hydrogen hydroxide is also, by far, the most active "greenhouse gas" in Earth's atmosphere- eliminating hydrogen hydroxide from the environment would put an end, once and for all, to "climate change". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I love it. I thirst for it!! I need it. I can't live without it. The Lord promised it to me. No, do not ban this. I cannot poach my eggs without it. My benedict will be no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 But what about the children? Just think of the thousands of innocent babies slaughtered by hydrogen hydroxide every year, and I'm not even including those killed from hydrogen hydroxide induced global warming! This is all about oil people, and it's Bush's fault! BUSH LIED! KIDS DIED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Yeah, it's always Bush's fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 Most defintely. My internet connection keeps screwing up for some reason. It's clearly a Bush plot for oil, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 No, he's just reading your email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 True, he has enslaved the good people at Google by threatening them with serious jail time. Evil, I tell, you, evil. However, Bush does not lift a finger unless he gets oil profits, so clearly this is about OIL in some evil way. BUSH IS THE DEVIL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Dusk Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 am I missing something here? is this a serious post or one headed for the lame board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 It's on the road to the lame board Dihydrogen Monoxide is water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 Yeah, the point is to show how easy it is for politicians and environmentalists to take some substance that really doesn't do any harm, and make it sound like it's killing off the planet. It's called spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Dusk Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 ahhh I played spin the staticits to show my business prof they weren't all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1644017' date='Sep 1 2008, 03:19 AM']The name of the chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's in our lakes, our reservoirs, it's even coming out of our kitchen taps right now. Plastics companies, energy companies, styrofoam manufacturers... they all use it. Excess exposure can cause frequent urination, sweating, and even death in some extreme cases. WE NEED TO BAN THIS DANGEROUS CHEMICAL!!! Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, di-hydrogen oxide is chemically related to notorious toxic and caustic substances such as sodium hydroxide (AKA "Lye", the active ingredient in Drano!). Hydrogen hydroxide is responsible for thousands of deaths each year- in 2004, 3308 people in the USA were killed by hydrogen hydroxide. 65% of these were small children. Hydrogen hydroxide is responsible for most of the corrosion of metals, and is the prime cause of the deterioration of housing. It is estimated that eliminating hydrogen hydroxide from our environment would save more than $700 billion per year in housing-repair costs. Hydrogen hydroxide causes billions of dollars in damage each month, to roads, buildings, public infrastructure, airports, hospitals, and animal-shelters. The damage to New Orleans due to hydrogen hydroxide contamination after Hurricane Katrina was the single most expensive factor that had to be dealt with in the aftermath of that disaster. Hydrogen hydroxide is also, by far, the most active "greenhouse gas" in Earth's atmosphere- eliminating hydrogen hydroxide from the environment would put an end, once and for all, to "climate change".[/quote] Penn and Teller would be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrestia Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 oh so lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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