Things That I Wish I Knew Last Week...

[Adrestia]

BOARDING UP IS HARD, especially if you are a relatively small woman who lives alone.

don't wait until the day of evacuation to learn how to use a circular saw.

plywood is heavy - even the thin stuff that will only stop twigs.

use hinges on plywood for double-width windows.

storm shutters might be worth the investment.

[dominicansoul]

HOW TO SAY NO, especially if you are about to take psychologicals and you have to answer in the affirmative to things you wish you would have said NO to many many many years ago!

[ardillacid]

[img]http://anti-dolphin.org/img/p/dolphin_bite.jpg[/img]

[Paddington]

I wish Notardillacid knew that dolphins were friendly, helpful, kind, peaceful, humble and brave.

[ardillacid]

Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy. Another historical reference that is suitable to this situation is that dolphins have an Imperialist policy similar to the European nations of the late 1800's. Dolphins believe that it is their "Manifest Destiny" to conquer the world. Other, but less likely reasons for their attempt to destroy our species, is that they are trying to revenge the dolphins that were killed in the tuna fishing nets. There is reason to doubt this because that would be a noble act, impossible for such a despicable creature.

[Paddington]

There is so much wrong with your comments, that I'm too lazy to reply.

Just please spend some time with a dolphin. Get to know him or her. Eat some fish.
Play with a ball. Ask some tough questions. It will really change how you see them.

[ardillacid]

[img]http://anti-dolphin.org/img/p/TunaSafeDolphin.jpg[/img]

Dolphins, obviously very intelligent creatures, may have the technology to create hideous creatures of the deep; possibly the monsters of the deep that mariners of yore spoke. It could be that dolphins are to blame for many of our silly fears of sharks, they caused us to fear their greatest oceanic enemy. We destroy the dolphin's enemy and at the same time allow the human race's most feared enemy to prosper. Dolphins could be the "evil empire" that Reagan was actually speaking about. One thing that all of us here at the Anti-Dolphin Organization agree on is that dolphins cannot be trusted, they are our mortal enemies.

[Paddington]

[fides quarens intellectum]

[Adrestia]

FEMA is even slower than I thought...

[picchick]

I wish I knew that the Church changed the 0700 Mass to 0645

[Saint Therese]

I would eat dolphin.

[Adrestia]

I wish I knew that this movie was so good... would have watched it earlier...


([url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229367/"]Living Proof[/url])
[url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229367/"]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229367/[/url]

[CatherineM]

I remember an episode of Simpsons where the dolphins attacked and took over Springfield. I never had that problem with them when I lived in St. Pete though.

[uruviel]

I wish I knew not to be so stupid and naive

I don't know if it would have helped, but it would be worth a try.

Edited October 22, 2008 by uruviel

[ardillacid]

[quote name='notardillacid' post='1652990' date='Sep 11 2008, 10:56 AM']Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy. Another historical reference that is suitable to this situation is that dolphins have an Imperialist policy similar to the European nations of the late 1800's. Dolphins believe that it is their "Manifest Destiny" to conquer the world. Other, but less likely reasons for their attempt to destroy our species, is that they are trying to revenge the dolphins that were killed in the tuna fishing nets. There is reason to doubt this because that would be a noble act, impossible for such a despicable creature.[/quote]
I would like to reiterate the post an earlier version of myself left in this thread

[CrossCuT]

[quote name='notardillacid' post='1652990' date='Sep 11 2008, 10:56 AM']Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy. Another historical reference that is suitable to this situation is that dolphins have an Imperialist policy similar to the European nations of the late 1800's. Dolphins believe that it is their "Manifest Destiny" to conquer the world. Other, but less likely reasons for their attempt to destroy our species, is that they are trying to revenge the dolphins that were killed in the tuna fishing nets. There is reason to doubt this because that would be a noble act, impossible for such a despicable creature.[/quote]
[size=1]Wikipedia?
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[ardillacid]

No. But it should be on wiki

[rachael]

Something I wish I knew last week?

To remember my mother's birthday this week.

[rachael]

oh, and constipation is not an excuse.