Popemobile Makeover

[Old_Joe]

[img]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-pope-benedict-hyperdrive.jpg[/img]

now with hyperdrive!

[missionseeker]

SWEET!

[Didacus]

OK but is it faster than the Batmobile?

Edited November 25, 2008 by Didacus

[CatherineM]

Which flies faster, bats or angels. Or better yet, which is faster than a unladen swallow?

[Tinkerlina]

[quote name='Old_Joe' post='1710861' date='Nov 25 2008, 04:46 PM'][img]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-pope-benedict-hyperdrive.jpg[/img]

now with hyperdrive![/quote]

Nice. It'd also be sweet if, through the intercession of, I don't know, St. Christopher, since he is the patron of , the Church came up with a Holy Water/gas hybrid! -Katie

[BG45]

Does the Popemobile make it to .5 past lightspeed?

[Innocent]

I suspect it also has a stealth mode which allows Papa to sneak off without attracting attention to his favourite second-hand bookstores he used to frequent in the quieter days.

Overheard on the Police Band of the Swiss Guard Air Patrol:

[i]

OFFICER 1 [over radio]: Make and colour?

AIR PATROL OFFICER: It's a white..... Popemobile!

Who is this guy?

POPEMOBILE COMPUTER: Hyperdrive initiated.

OFFICER [OVER RADIO]: Where's he going?

He's on the roof.


OFFICER OVER RADIO: What street is he taking?

AP OFFICER: He's not on a street.

He's flying on the roof of the Apostolic Palace!

- At least tell me what it looks like.

Never mind.

Got him.

POPEMOBILE COMPUTER: Shortest route to Bookstore 1 calculated.

B16: Autopilot off! Switch to manual! Activate stealth mode.

AP OFFICER : We're tracking suspect vehicle heading west on l-

- Air One to ground.
- I lost him.

POPEMOBILE COMPUTER: Stealth mode activated.


AP OFFICER :
We've lost visual. Exit is blocked.[/i]

Edited November 26, 2008 by Innocent

[Selah]

sweet

[Apotheoun]

Whenever I hear about the "pope-mobile" I always think of:

[img]http://www.geocities.com/theomimesis/gnome-mobile.jpg[/img]

[chloeaustyn]

[quote name='Didacus' post='1710863' date='Nov 25 2008, 04:47 PM']OK but is it faster than the Batmobile?[/quote]

It'll get you to Heaven faster... no pitstops in Purgatory required for Papa Benni.

[jeffpugh]

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1710886' date='Nov 25 2008, 04:28 PM']Which flies faster, bats or angels. Or better yet, which is faster than a unladen swallow?[/quote]
African or European?

[quote name='BG45' post='1711071' date='Nov 25 2008, 08:47 PM']Does the Popemobile make it to .5 past lightspeed?[/quote]
Lawl

[eagle_eye222001]

[MissyP89]

Pimp My Popemobile?

[Justin86]

So in this hypothetical Popemoblie, would the Pope be able to go faster than a speeding bullet?

[Old_Joe]

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1710886' date='Nov 25 2008, 04:28 PM']Which flies faster, bats or angels. Or better yet, which is faster than a unladen swallow?[/quote]

I suppose if they're coming out of hell, the angels would fly faster.