T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh, sure. Let's see, I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Well, obviously Grandpa Simpson was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Grampa: "I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Duseldorf so I rode out the rest of the war posing as a German cabaret singer.[singing] Won't you come home Frantbrelda, won't you come home." Bart: "Is that story true Grampa?" Grampa: "Most of it. I did wear a dress for a period in the 40s. Oh, they had designers then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Point proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Thank you for this award. It is a tribute to this great country that a man who once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt could win back your trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Your avatar has hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1776065' date='Feb 8 2009, 03:04 PM']When you come to a fork in the road, take it.[/quote] Start a Yogi thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 That makes me want to eat some ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 You can observe a lot by watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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