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DAfUNDMANTaL diFERANcA Is TAhT WA CANT ATAnE IT bY OUR OWn WIl oR MERiT11!11 IT COM3S fROM GoD ALONE !!11!1!!! OMG WtF LOL
WERE NOt TOKiNG aBOUT HoW 3AsILY Wa CAN KNOW HIs wiL11!!!1!! LOl N00B TAHtS NAItHER H3RE NOR THeIRWER3 TOkING ABOUT MirACLeS1!1!!111 OmG OUTWArD SIGNS 1!111!!!!
DaDIsc3RnMANT TAHT WaRe TOKING ABOUT IS CARTANeLY SUP3RNATuRAL!1111 OMG TaHtS PROVEN IN TaHT Some SAnEtS CAN Do IT AND MoST OtHArS CAnOt1!1!!!!!1 wTF MAyB IT LOOOX LIEk tHEY EARn3D IT thEReSANETS AFT3R AL BuT tHEReHOLIEnS iS GODS WOrK!!!11 WTF NoT tHEREOWn 1!!!!
TH3y WERa AS FaLEN AS WE r NOW!!!111! oMG WTF


From the Franciscan debate.
Now from the Catechism.

I1!111 OMG Wtf M3Rcy And SIN

1846 tEH GoSP3L Is teH REVELAtIOn iN JASUs CHRIst OF GODs mERCY 2 SINARS131!11!!1! OMg DaANGAl ANOuncED 2 jOSEPH U sHAl Cal HIs NM3 J3SUS FOR HA WIL SAEV hIS p3OPL3 FRom THERESINS14!!1!!! OMG WtF DASM3 IS TRU3 OF DAAUCHARISt TeH SACRMANT OF R3DEMPTION THIs Is MAHbLOOoD Of tEH COVENAnT WHICH Is pOUReD OUT fOR MAnY FOR DaFORGIEVNES oF sINs151!!!1!1!! WTF LOL

1847 gOD CRaaETD US WiTHouT US bUt hE DID NoT WIl 2 SAEv US WITHoUT uS16!!111111 lOL 2 RECEiEV hIs MeRCY W3 mUST ADMIT OUR FAULTs1!!1! WTF IF WE SAY WE HAEV NO SIN WE D3CeIEV OURSELVAS AND DATRUTH Is NOT IN Us1!1!111! OMG WTF LOL IF WE CONFEs OuR SINs H3 IS FaTEHFUL AND JUSt aNd WiL FORgIEV OUR SiNs AND CLEANSA Us FROm aL UnRIgHTAOUSnES171!11!111 oMG LOL

1848 As ST11!1!!11! WTf LOL PaUL AFIRMs WhERE SIN INcRAAESD gRAEC AbOuNDED AL TEH MorE18!!1!! BUT 2 DO ITS WORK GrAEC MUSt UNcoV3R SIN SO AS 2 coNVART OUR H3ArTS AND Bs2W On US RIGHT3OUSN3S 2 etERNAl LIeF tHRoUgH J3SuS CHRIsT OUR LoRD191!1!! OMG LOL LIEK A pHYSICiaN WhO PROBS TEH WoUND BFOrE TR3ATInG IT GOD By HIS woRD ANd BY HIS sPIRIt cASTS a lIViNG LIGHT ON SIN

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1834213' date='Apr 13 2009, 05:16 PM']DAfUNDMANTaL diFERANcA Is TAhT WA CANT ATAnE IT bY OUR OWn WIl oR MERiT11!11 IT COM3S fROM GoD ALONE !!11!1!!! OMG WtF LOL
WERE NOt TOKiNG aBOUT HoW 3AsILY Wa CAN KNOW HIs wiL11!!!1!! LOl N00B TAHtS NAItHER H3RE NOR THeIRWER3 TOkING ABOUT MirACLeS1!1!!111 OmG OUTWArD SIGNS 1!111!!!!
DaDIsc3RnMANT TAHT WaRe TOKING ABOUT IS CARTANeLY SUP3RNATuRAL!1111 OMG TaHtS PROVEN IN TaHT Some SAnEtS CAN Do IT AND MoST OtHArS CAnOt1!1!!!!!1 wTF MAyB IT LOOOX LIEk tHEY EARn3D IT thEReSANETS AFT3R AL BuT tHEReHOLIEnS iS GODS WOrK!!!11 WTF NoT tHEREOWn 1!!!!
TH3y WERa AS FaLEN AS WE r NOW!!!111! oMG WTF


From the Franciscan debate.
Now from the Catechism.

I1!111 OMG Wtf M3Rcy And SIN

1846 tEH GoSP3L Is teH REVELAtIOn iN JASUs CHRIst OF GODs mERCY 2 SINARS131!11!!1! OMg DaANGAl ANOuncED 2 jOSEPH U sHAl Cal HIs NM3 J3SUS FOR HA WIL SAEV hIS p3OPL3 FRom THERESINS14!!1!!! OMG WtF DASM3 IS TRU3 OF DAAUCHARISt TeH SACRMANT OF R3DEMPTION THIs Is MAHbLOOoD Of tEH COVENAnT WHICH Is pOUReD OUT fOR MAnY FOR DaFORGIEVNES oF sINs151!!!1!1!! WTF LOL

1847 gOD CRaaETD US WiTHouT US bUt hE DID NoT WIl 2 SAEv US WITHoUT uS16!!111111 lOL 2 RECEiEV hIs MeRCY W3 mUST ADMIT OUR FAULTs1!!1! WTF IF WE SAY WE HAEV NO SIN WE D3CeIEV OURSELVAS AND DATRUTH Is NOT IN Us1!1!111! OMG WTF LOL IF WE CONFEs OuR SINs H3 IS FaTEHFUL AND JUSt aNd WiL FORgIEV OUR SiNs AND CLEANSA Us FROm aL UnRIgHTAOUSnES171!11!111 oMG LOL

1848 As ST11!1!!11! WTf LOL PaUL AFIRMs WhERE SIN INcRAAESD gRAEC AbOuNDED AL TEH MorE18!!1!! BUT 2 DO ITS WORK GrAEC MUSt UNcoV3R SIN SO AS 2 coNVART OUR H3ArTS AND Bs2W On US RIGHT3OUSN3S 2 etERNAl LIeF tHRoUgH J3SuS CHRIsT OUR LoRD191!1!! OMG LOL LIEK A pHYSICiaN WhO PROBS TEH WoUND BFOrE TR3ATInG IT GOD By HIS woRD ANd BY HIS sPIRIt cASTS a lIViNG LIGHT ON SIN[/quote]
This causes me great pleasure.

Next: Upside down noobish CCC quote.

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Nihil Obstat

bɯo ¡1¡1¡¡1¡¡ 052pɐ1ɐɔ ɹ uǝɯ 1ɐ ʇsıɹɥɔʇıʍ uoıun sıɥʇ 2uı 1¡¡1¡1¡11ɟ1ǝsʎɯ 2 uǝɯ 1ɐ ʍɐɹp 1ıʍ ɥʇɹɐɐɐp ɯoɹɟ dn pǝʇɟı1 ɯı uǝɥʍ ı puɐ bɯo 1111¡ɯopbuıʞ sıɥ ɟo buıɯoɔ ɥǝʇ ɥsı1dɯoɔɐ p1onʍ ǝɥ - uoıʇɔǝɹnsɐɹ sıɥ puɐ soɹɔ ɥǝʇ uo ɥʇɐǝp sıɥ - ʎɹǝʇsʎɯ 1ɐɥɔsɐd ʇɐǝɹb ɥǝʇ uı 1ɐ ɐʌoqɐ ʇnq ɟʇʍ 11¡11¡11ɯıɥ punoɹɐ ɹǝɥʇǝb2 ǝɯoɔ 2 ɐ1doǝd 1ɐ s1ɐɔ snsɐظ s31dıɔsıp sıɥ ʇno buıpuǝs ʎq puɐ pob ɟo ubıǝɹ ɥǝʇ ʇsɟǝıuɐɯ ʇɥɐʇ subıs ɥbnoɹɥʇ pɹoʍ sıɥ ʎq 1o1 ɟʇʍ bɯo ¡¡111¡¡¡pob ɟo ʎ1ıɯɟ ɥǝʇ 2uı u3ɯ ɟo buıɹɐɥʇɐb sıɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐ3ɥ ɥǝʇ ʇɐ spuɐʇs ʇsıɹɥɔ 245

1o1 bɯo ¡1¡¡¡11 942sɯopbuıʞ ʇɥɐʇ ɟo bububq puɐ pǝǝǝs ɥǝʇ ɥʇɹɐɐ uo ɥɔɹnɥɔɐp sı buıɹ3ɥʇɐb sıɥʇ 1¡¡¡¡¡ʇsıɹɥɔ snsɐظ uos sıɥ punoɹɐ u3ɯ buıɹɐɥʇɐb ʎq sıɥʇ sɐop ǝɥ bɯo ¡¡1¡¡¡1¡842ɟǝı1 uǝıʌıp uʍo sıɥ uı ɹǝɐɥs 2 u3ɯ dn ǝǝsɐɹ 2 sı 1ıʍ sɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɥǝʇ ʍou ɟʇʍ ¡1¡¡11¡742ɥʇɹɐ3 uo uʌǝɐ3ɥ ɟo ɯopbuıʞ ɥǝʇ pʇǝɐɹnbnɐuı ʇsıɹɥɔ ɹɐɥʇɐɟɐp ɟo 1ıʍɐp ʇno ʎɹɐɔ 2 1o1 111¡¡1¡6421ǝdsob ɥǝʇ uı ǝʌıǝ1q puɐ ʇu3dǝɹ puɐɥ ʇɐ sı pob ɟo ɯopbuıʞ ɥǝʇ puɐ p31ıɟ1nɟ sı ɯǝıʇ ɐɥʇ buıʎɐs puɐ pob ɟo 1ǝdsob ɥǝʇ buıɥɔɐ3ɹd 31ǝı1ɐb 2uı 3ɯɔ snsǝظ p3ʇsɐɹɐ sɐʍ uɥoظ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʍou 145

puɐɥ ʇɐ sı pob ɟo ɯopbuıʞ ǝɥʇ

1o1 bɯo 11¡111¡¡1 ʇɹ3sǝp ɥǝʇ uı snsǝظ ɟo ʎɹǝʇsʎɯ ɥǝʇ 2 ɹɐɐʎ ɥɔɐǝ ɟ13sɹ3ɥ sʇǝıun ɥɔɹnɥɔ ɥǝʇ ʇu31 ɟo sʎɐp ʎʇɹoɟ uɯɐ1os ɥǝʇ ʎq 1o1 bɯo ¡11¡¡11¡1542buıuıs ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʇ3ʎ ɹǝɐ 3ʍ sɐ pǝʇsɐʇ u3q sɐɥ ʇɔɐdsǝɹ ʎɹ3ʌǝ uı oɥʍ ɐuo ʇnq sǝsǝuʞɐɐʍ ɹnoʇıʍ zǝıɥʇɐdɯʎs 2 ǝ1qɐun sı oɥʍ ʇsıǝɹd ɥbıɥ ɐ ʇou ʌǝɐɥ ǝʍ ɹoɟ sn ɹoɟ ɹǝʇdɯǝʇ ɥǝʇ pǝɥsınbuɐʌ ʇsıɹɥɔ ʎ sı sıɥʇ ɟʇʍ bɯo ¡¡1¡11¡¡142ɯıɥ 2 ǝʇnqıɹʇɐ 2 ɥsıʍ uɐɯ ʎɐʍɐp puɐ ɯıɥ 2 sǝsodoɹd uɐʇɐs ʎɐʍɐp 2 ʎɹɐɹʇuoɔ ɥɐıs3ɯ sı pob ɟo uosɐp ɥɔıɥʍ uı ʎɐʍ ɥǝʇ s1ɐǝʌǝɹ uoıʇɐʇdɯǝʇ sns3ظ 045

ɟʇʍ bɯo 1¡¡1¡¡ ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɥǝʇ ɹoɟ ǝʌo1 1ɐı1ıɟ sıɥ ɟo 3ɔuıǝpqo ɟo ʇɔɐ ǝɯ3ɹdnsɐp uoısɐdɐp ʇɐ ʎɹ2ɔıʌ sʇǝɐdıɔıʇuɐ ʇɹ3sǝpɐp uı ɹɐʇdɯɐʇɐp ɹǝʌo ʎɹ2ɔıʌ snsɐظ ¡¡111342ɹɐpun1d sıɥ ʞɐq ʞǝɐʇ 2 uɐɯ buoɹʇsɐp spuıq ɐɥ ɹoɹ3nbuoɔ s1ıʌɐp ɥǝʇ sı snsǝظ sıɥʇ uı 111¡1¡1ıʍ uǝıʌıp ɥǝʇ 2 ʇuıǝpqo ʎ1ɐʇ2 ʇuɐʌɹ3s spob sɐ ɟ1ɐsɯıɥ s1ɐǝʌɐɹ ʇsıɹɥɔ ʇɹɐs3p ɥǝʇ uı sɹɐɐʎ ʎʇɹoɟ buıɹnp pob p3ʞoʌoɹd ɐɔuo pɐɥ oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ 2 ʇsɐɹʇuoɔ uı ʎ1ʇɔǝɟɹǝd uoıʇɐɔoʌ s13ɐɹsı s1ıɟ1nɟ snsǝظ 1o1 ¡¡1¡¡1¡uoıʇɐʇdɯǝʇ 2 uı uʌǝıb pɐɥ ɯpɐ ʇsɹıɟ ɥǝʇ 3ɹ3ɥʍ ʇsnظ 1nɟɥǝʇɐɟ pɐǝuɐɯ3ɹ oɥʍ ɯpɐnuɐp sı sns3ظ ʇu3ʌ3 snoıɹ3ʇsʎɯ sıɥʇ ɟo buıuɐǝɯ ɔıɟıʌ1ɐs ɥǝʇ ʇǝɐɔıpuı sʇsı1ǝbuɐʌɐ ɥǝʇ 935

1o1 ɟʇʍ 11¡¡¡1¡ 242ɯǝıʇ 3unʇɹodo uɐ 1ıʇun ɯıɥ sʌǝɐɐ1 1ıʌǝpɐp puɐ ʇɹ3s3p ɥǝʇ uı 13ɐɹsı ɟo puɐ sǝıpɐɹɐd uı ɯpɐ ɟo suoıʇɐʇdɯǝʇ ɥǝʇ ʇǝɐ1nʇıdɐɔǝɹ ɥɔıɥʍ xɐʇɐ ɐsɐɥʇ sɟnqǝɹ sns3ظ bɯo 11¡¡1111¡pob pɹɐʍ2 ɐpnʇıʇɐ 1ɐı1ıɟ sıɥ sǝıɯoɹdɯoɔ 2 buıʞǝǝǝs sɯǝıʇ ǝǝǝɹɥʇ ɯıɥ sʇdɯǝʇ uɐʇɐs ɯǝıʇ sıɥʇ ɟo puɐ ɥǝʇ ʇɐ 1o1 ɟʇʍ ¡1111142ɯıɥ 2 ɹɐʇsıuıɯ s1ǝbuɐ puɐ sʇsɐq p1ıʍ buoɯ sʌǝı1 ǝɥ buıʇɐɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sʎɐp ʎʇɹoɟ ɹoɟɹıǝɥʇ sǝuɐɯǝɹ snsǝظ ʇɹǝsɐpɐp 2uı ʇıɹıdsɐp ʎq uʌǝıɹp 1o1 ɟʇʍ 1¡¡¡11uɥoظ ʎq ɯsıʇdɐq sıɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎ1ʇǝɐıpǝɯı ʇɹǝsǝpɐp uı snsǝظ ɹoɟ ǝpnʇı1os ɟo ɯǝıʇ ɐ ɟo ʞɐ3ds s1ɐdsob ɥǝʇ 835

suoıʇɐʇdɯǝʇ sns3ظ

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[quote]But beh leik Serious Cat! Yu lerned an noe beeleev! Yu eaded Ceiling Cat's werds wif Mama Cat's mylk! Dere is nufin leik Ceiling Cat's werd to leed yu to ur salvashun! Yu can haz fayth in Jebus. Evewy werd ov teh Holee Werdz haz purpus. It haz truf, fridum of invisible error, traynz us to haz lif in Jebus. Frew teh Holee Werdz, we can haz teh purpus of Ceiling Cat.[/quote]

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[quote name='Hilde' post='1834179' date='Apr 13 2009, 04:07 PM']HOW DO U TRAnSlAET DAOTH3r WAy BECUZ TAHTS WUT I fEeeL I NEEED TEH MoST1!111 OmG lOl[/quote]

Shove a wooden dowel into your ear. Stop when you no longer feel resistance.

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