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Spiritual_Arsonist
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[color=red]What is the Jesuit deifinition of Liturgy?[/color]































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When nobody gets hurt.[/color]
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I don't get it.......................... :unsure:





*runs and hides while SA throws rotten tomatoes at her*

Spiritual_Arsonist
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[quote name='immaculata' date='Mar 24 2004, 10:11 PM'] I don't get it.......................... :unsure:





*runs and hides while SA throws rotten tomatoes at her* [/quote]
I dont use tomatoes. I use fire.

Spiritual_Arsonist
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Too bad I could not post my pic of a clown Mass.

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:lol: :lol:

haha, it's funny, but sad because it's kinda true :(
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I dont really get it either....unless...well maybe I do...hrm :unsure:

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i think it's a lament over the liberal liturgical tendencies that seem to be abundant among the Jesuits. :unsure: :ph34r:

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I still don't get it ,:unsure: though I figure it's a comment on irreverent lmasses or liturgical abuses. But the punch line "where noone gets hurt " I figure is about how in some places the Mass is not treated like the Holy Sacrifice that it is, but just as a "celebration" or "meal"-- Am I thinking too much into it? :unsure: :huh: :D

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[quote name='Spiritual_Arsonist' date='Mar 24 2004, 09:30 PM'] Too bad I could not post my pic of a clown Mass. [/quote]
Is [url="http://www.tradcath.com/www/images/clown.jpg"]this[/url] what you mean? I typed in "clown mass" in Google and that's what came up.

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[quote name='Wynd' date='Mar 24 2004, 11:26 PM'] Is [url="http://www.tradcath.com/www/images/clown.jpg"]this[/url] what you mean? I typed in "clown mass" in Google and that's what came up. [/quote]
ewwww....that's just wrong. :mellow:

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Yeah...the guy to the left of the priest made me laugh when i saw it though.

Ash Wednesday
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Hehe... I got it.

And the clown mass is just wrong. I can't stand to be around clowns. The one to the right of the priest looks like he should be in the Village People or an "alternative lifestyle" pride parade.

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 25 2004, 01:29 AM'] Hehe... I got it.

And the clown mass is just wrong. I can't stand to be around clowns. The one to the right of the priest looks like he should be in the Village People or an "alternative lifestyle" pride parade. [/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





I totally agree.




Also, I dont get the joke either

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Clowns scare me.... :hide:


Even more so now....

ilovechrist
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:( clowns are scary.. REALLY scary at the circus.. now i'm scared!!!
Spiritual_Arsonist
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[quote name='Wynd' date='Mar 25 2004, 01:26 AM'] Is [url="http://www.tradcath.com/www/images/clown.jpg"]this[/url] what you mean? I typed in "clown mass" in Google and that's what came up. [/quote]
Yes, that is the exact pic. Sad. Sad, sad, sad.

FaustinaVianney
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that's is funny, but kinda true...

Jesuits tend to have a Mass that does not offend the Protestants...they want everyone to 'feel' loved...that is why they do not have crucifixes any longer (not even in/near the sanctuary). they say that it offends people that are not Catholic. They call the parish on campus 'nondenominational' because Catholics are not the only ones that come here and they want everyone to feel the warm fuzzies. (No crucifixes, Jesus (the tabernacle) is in another room and not the sanctuary, et al)The problem is that they are taken away the very things that make them Catholic because they do not want to 'step on any toes.' For some reason they think that to proclaim the truth is offensive or 'unloving'...

Thy Geekdom Come
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[quote] Is this what you mean? I typed in "clown mass" in Google and that's what came up.[/quote]

That's awful...

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