Nihil Obstat Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857214' date='May 4 2009, 12:02 AM']you are as laughable as your intelligence.[/quote] [spoiler][size=1]I will dissolve your eyes with aqua regia and use the empty cavities to grow cacti that have been genetically modified to have cyanide tipped needles. Their roots will bore into your brain, causing nearly constant seizures and loss of control of bodily functions, then as the roots reach farther down they will slowly begin to activate your pain receptors, gradually creating an unbearable pain that you will never escape. Then I'll kick you between the legs.[/size]
Nihil Obstat Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857234' date='May 4 2009, 12:09 AM']still not getting out much, i see.[/quote] I'm running out of creative ways to kill you. [spoiler][size=1]I will pull out your femurs with tweezers and shove one of them through your left ear until it comes out the right side, then beat you over the head with the other one. Then I'll remove your duodenum with a gardening hoe and strangle you with it.[/size]
eagle_eye222001 Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1857180' date='May 4 2009, 12:48 AM'].... That took me a really long time to write, especially when I got to the ANNA part. From your devoted servant, Lord Sovereign Duke Joseph of the West, Marshal of the Western Assembly, Pledged defender of the Court.[/quote] I would imagine so. I would venture to say she is impressed. [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857181' date='May 4 2009, 12:49 AM']this thread is to be destroyed post haste.[/quote] Anti-Missile Systems Operational [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857184' date='May 4 2009, 12:51 AM']this only proves my point. end this sham now.[/quote] On what authority? ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/atreyu/track/lead+sails+(and+a+paper+anchor)"]Atreyu - Lead Sails (And a Paper Anchor)[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url]
MIKolbe Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 i wasn't talking about you and your insignificant 'skills'.. you silly boy.
Nihil Obstat Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857245' date='May 4 2009, 12:15 AM']i wasn't talking about you and your insignificant 'skills'.. you silly boy.[/quote] [spoiler][size=1]I'll floss your teeth with barbed wire, then pull your stomach our of your mouth and tie it over your head until the gastic juices digest your own head.[/size]
Arpy Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 [img]http://www.angelabetts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/psychedelic.jpg[/img] Oh, did you say [i]on[/i]?
Nihil Obstat Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857251' date='May 4 2009, 12:18 AM']get back on the meds, dude.[/quote] You're just jealous of my poetic skills.
princessgianna Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 [quote name='eagle_eye222001' post='1857243' date='May 4 2009, 12:14 AM']I would imagine so. I would venture to say she is impressed. Anti-Missile Systems Operational On what authority? ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/atreyu/track/lead+sails+(and+a+paper+anchor)"]Atreyu - Lead Sails (And a Paper Anchor)[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url][/quote] Yep YEp Yep!
Nihil Obstat Posted May 5, 2009 Author Posted May 5, 2009 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1857402' date='May 4 2009, 08:51 AM']no, just jealous of your meds.[/quote] They help feed my immense genius.
Christie_M Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1858089' date='May 4 2009, 08:58 PM']They help feed my immense genius.[/quote] more like give you a disturbed mind
Nihil Obstat Posted May 5, 2009 Author Posted May 5, 2009 Jeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllousssssssssssss ss! ChristieM C--Corpse-like H--hair R--radiates I---irridescently, S--swaying T--tenuously I---in an E--evil M--manner.
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